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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

    Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump https://trib.al/wIF7B6G pic.twitter.com/u7vbPOtr9Q

    8:58 AM - 20 Jul 2018
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    29 replies 412 retweets 1,529 likes
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      2. schlaboratory‏ @theschlem Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I could laugh at this.

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
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      2. csd‏ @csd Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Already been forwarded by Trump voters 50 million times to their friends on FB.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Leonbergers‏ @leonbergers Jul 20
        Replying to @csd @TheOnion

        As actual news!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. csd‏ @csd Jul 20
        Replying to @leonbergers @TheOnion

        Zactly.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Gilskee  🌊#VoteBlue  🌊 #Resistance‏ @Gilskee66 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know The Onion is parody, but this headline makes Reality and Parody merge in a disturbing way. Still, keep up the great work, Onion. We need the laughs more than ever!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Lecter‏ @ahmed_alzahaf Jul 20
        Replying to @Gilskee66 @TheOnion

        It’s not a parody, it’s satire which’s basically the truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Gilskee  🌊#VoteBlue  🌊 #Resistance‏ @Gilskee66 Jul 20
        Replying to @ahmed_alzahaf @TheOnion

        In Trumplandia, I can't tell the difference between real headlines like Trump Invites Putin to White House, and ridiculous unbelievable headlines like Trump Invites Putin to White House.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Lecter‏ @ahmed_alzahaf Jul 20
        Replying to @Gilskee66 @TheOnion

        It’s a strange world we live in.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeff  ❄️‏ @GeekMcNerdy Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @Demonpuppy

        pic.twitter.com/n1zQIlRNyM

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      1. Brie Stoll‏ @briemail Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It has to be hard coming up with shit that's not actually happening right now...

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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tweet Tweet! Truly a Dark Moment in American History...

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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jul 20
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        Thoughts and prayers.

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      1. Saulius Markūnas‏ @saumrk Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Totaly believable. UK parliament actually passed a law preventing themselves to stop Brexit.

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      1. colleen swiggum‏ @Swiggster Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS! They will do it.

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      1. france pedersen  🦋‏ @francepedersen Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @sahilkapur

        Trump or any President in the future?

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      1. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damnit! You had One Job! #YouHadOneJob

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      1. Apurva‏ @apurvadnaik Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Congressional Paralyzation Act”🤣👍🏼

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