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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 19

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "Usually when I’m in a store, the cashiers just watch me from a distance while pretending to stock an endcap display, but these guys are doing a top-notch job of hovering right behind me the whole time."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1019969389439934464 …

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    Black Man At Walgreens Impressed By How Attentively Employees Tailing Him https://trib.al/vl6v0jc  pic.twitter.com/DJoaUmp3pt
    6:32 PM - 19 Jul 2018
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      1. Charlie Anders‏ @Ragamuffinpan Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this one doesn't even feel like a joke

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      2. Bill Nemacheck‏ @BillNemacheck Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/csCqACBHiD

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Russian Hacker‏ @BasedPinko Jul 19
        Replying to @BillNemacheck @TheOnion

        Yes, American liberals are absolutely surreal!pic.twitter.com/gJGWzBBU1t

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Dannus Ilius Lucundus‏ @dlara4501 Jul 19
        Replying to @BasedPinko @BillNemacheck @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tFurJ3emqH

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      1. carlos‏ @ccastillo123 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You got a valid coupon for that?

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      1. Half Black Identity Extremist‏ @jdubba_u Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/aPtRkV9OLk

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      1. Josh Dorian‏ @SaltedJosh Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @purplehayz

        Hey @KYblacc, you tweet about this sometimes.

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      1. Zanna Joyce  🇨🇦  🌎  ♿️‏ @ZannaJoy Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @lilyburana

        He should add some crutches! Their surveillance proximity would be off the charts! #issecurityreallylessexpensivethanservice

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      1. Mjjeh‏ @jmtf2883 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @forestparkdavid

        They do the same thing to women looking at make-up. They just walk by constantly to 'restock.' Happens at Target too.

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      1. Roboito‏ @Bob_ElJefe Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funniest one yet bois. #ACPQ

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      1. Roy Crockett‏ @rcrockett Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Lol

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      1. Kedar Kulkarni‏ @outwidit Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

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        https://twitter.com/outwidit/status/1020333902337101825 …

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        Kedar Kulkarni @outwidit
        🥳 #FridayFeeling!!! https://twitter.com/outwidit/status/1019267489182699520 … #EU #EUCO #NATO #OECD #WTO #WEF #OPEC #SCO #SAARC #ASEAN #BRICS #IMF #WorldBank #AIIB #UN #UNSC #UNICEF #UNHRC #ICC #ICJ #CIJ #ONU #HRW #Amnesty #YGLs #USPolitcs #UKPoli #cdnpoli #EUPoli #Peace #Politics #Corporate #PRess #SocialMedia https://twitter.com/outwidit/status/1020332795804160001 …
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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Get 911 on hold, now!!

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      1. Nicholas Mario‏ @dontbeanick Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably why I’m such an efficient shopper. I just blame it on being male.

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      1. Joel St. John‏ @joelsenior Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @race__traitor

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      1. SanFernandoCurt‏ @CurtMorgan9 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Go to Starbucks. You're black. Free coffee and they'll blow you.

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      1. Stefan The Adequate‏ @StefanNotSteven Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So on point

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      1. Hobgloblin of Simple Minds‏ @2ndary_Acct Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I was working retail in the 80s, my manager clearly told to us keep an eye all black shoppers. But I decided to take a break instead.

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      1. Bill Wellington‏ @Windfall68 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump’s swamp rides again

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