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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 19

    FBI Reveals Maria Butina Traded Sex In Exchange For All 62,984,828 Votes Trump Received In 2016 https://trib.al/tNZmIub pic.twitter.com/sWafctv96O

    2:19 PM - 19 Jul 2018
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    • Āиαитн вαиgεяα Archethype Peter Schreffler Florian Grosberg 🌲 OrdoLiberalism🎃🇺🇸 David Webb OldCrow🔹🌽 Jeremy au Darka AnnW
    248 replies 1,366 retweets 5,274 likes
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      2. The Watchman‏ @JPC_TX3UP Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/iepbOCAvKz

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      2. Mike McCarron ‏ @mccarron_mike Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She is now pregnant and petitioning for a court order of DNA testing on slightly less than 40% of america.

        2 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      3. Tatyana Shnayder‏ @tatyanashnayder Jul 19
        Replying to @mccarron_mike @TheOnion

        She'll be on The Maury show to see who the daddy is..

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Fire and Furry - Goddamnit, VOTE!‏ @rthrkissawookie Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the sex wasn’t satisfying because she was always Russian through it.pic.twitter.com/xDisM5mTuQ

        1 reply 3 retweets 55 likes
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      2. Muni‏ @muni_d1 Jul 19
        Replying to @ctomino @TheOnion

        No, cagey bee.

        2 replies 2 retweets 22 likes
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      1. βιåκε  🍺¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🏈  👍 👉 🃏‏ @akeblay Jul 19
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        βιåκε  🍺¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🏈  👍 👉 🃏 Retweeted The Onion

        God Bless @TheOnion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1020055448299458561 …

        βιåκε  🍺¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🏈  👍 👉 🃏 added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        FBI Reveals Maria Butina Traded Sex In Exchange For All 62,984,828 Votes Trump Received In 2016 https://trib.al/tNZmIub  pic.twitter.com/sWafctv96O
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      1. Hunter Mayberry‏ @ProfesserBird Jul 19
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      1. danny‏ @dannyreallife Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She literally took it in the butina

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      1. err := ayan.Tweet()‏ @AyanGeorge Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the photo is just suggestive enough to make this even funnier.

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      1. Zak‏ @ZaksOpinion Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn it I knew I should have voted

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      1. All Hearing Ear  👂‏ @1AllHearingEar Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @Cernovich

        Talk about taking one for the team.

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      1. MisterZofter‏ @Zoftwarz Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus, she really canvassed

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      1. GreeDeeMee‏ @Greedeemee Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheHostileDwarf

        Poor lady. I don't know how she could possibly sit down after that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/Yr51eyKmBX

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      2. Brandi Preston‏ @BrandiPreston Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shout out to everyone who didn't RT this because they can't figure out of it's anti-Trump or not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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