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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 19

    Man Unsure Whether To Tip Bathroom Attendant Just For Wiping His Ass https://trib.al/cO6SfQC pic.twitter.com/0CBKRzqyQy

    11:50 AM - 19 Jul 2018
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      1. Bigshotprof‏ @thebigshotprof Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, but don't hand it directly to him.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob Jul 19
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        $ 2.00 is considered adequate in the U.S.

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      1. Mike Gargano‏ @mgargano Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        man, that’s a shitty job!

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      1.  🍹Drunk@Disney 🍍‏ @DrunkAtdisney Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc @Dismadl

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      1. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . Yes The attendant is doing what he loves and we should all be following our dreams. The man's a goddamn inspiration .

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      1. dave‏ @djunderh2o Jul 19
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        Not unless he gives your undercarriage a little ‘how’s your father’.

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      1. JKegs‏ @KegsJ Jul 19
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        For just doing his job?

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      1. The New Courtyard‏ @courtyardian Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why I always try and get my attendants to go a bit beyond the regular call of duty, just so we all know if a tip is required. I normally like to get the backside shampoo just to seal the deal.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 19
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        I always give the guy a buck, two bucks if he holds my balls.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 19
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        Grease his palm

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      1. AML‏ @AdDamn83 Jul 19
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        @TheMehtro

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      1. Empty formalities‏ @FaenVillsvin Jul 19
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        Flawless white guy face shrug pose. Bravo

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 19
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        Wiped clean is a wipe cleaned out unless he has a hot stock tip to justify the trouble...corn be damned.

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Jul 19
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        Why would you tip someone just for wiping his own ass?...Although it does beat the alternative, I guess.

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      1. The Mehtropolitan‏ @TheMehtro Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        —wet wipe or regular toilet paper? —Proper bottom-up technique? —eye contact?

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      1. Suzy Sandor‏ @SuzySandor Jul 19
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        Yucks

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      1. Trent‏ @TheAwesomeTrent Jul 19
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        Ew

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      1. MBY‏ @mihailoy Jul 19
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        Tough decision.

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