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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 19

    Facebook Apologizes For Giving Mark Zuckerberg A Platform https://trib.al/Ttjfo9y pic.twitter.com/EEPS349Ctl

    10:48 AM - 19 Jul 2018
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    43 replies 758 retweets 3,617 likes
      1.  🦋Chloe  🕊 📝 📖 🗽 🎨 🐈 🐬 🌊‏ @ChloePolitiCat Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion has had better editorial commentary than The New York Times.

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      1.  🌊𝚅𝚆𝙰𝚒𝚖𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚕𝚢 ✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏽 ✊🏾‏ @VWAimlessly Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @denisesaturn

        Hang in there. It has to be difficult to come up news that’s weirder than the real news.

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      1. Michael Fidler‏ @MichaelFidler17 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give him a break. He's one of Noonien Soong's very early prototypes.

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      2. Nancy R. Jones‏ @FancyNancy2018 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @aimeetmx

        Why is Facebook always apologizing for something? Then they go right along and do whatever they want. I’m done with Facebook. Kicked off for 30 days for asking Trump to step down. No appeals nothing. I won’t be going back

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      1. Mad Heiress‏ @madheiress Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @condorscondor

        kind of "meh" if I'm being blunt

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      1. NANO‏ @CeciliaNano Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #DeleteFacebook #DELETE

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      1. Douglas‏ @digdougdogman Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As they should.

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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too early.

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      1. Jacob A. Underwood‏ @jacobunderwood Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @lacy_fox

        “We support free speech, but there is a limit to First Amendment rights, and that limit is Mark. “ Haha

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      1. Lois Keller‏ @loiskeller Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Loose lips sink ships. Hopefully this one.pic.twitter.com/Xw7eYPYyHD

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      1. Tom Nicholl‏ @TomNicholl8 Jul 21
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        Scammers exist on Facebook. No bull chit.

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      1. Jenn #BeAVoter  🌀 📢‏ @Jr3597 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @rediornot49

        Lol!

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      1. current abode‏ @currentabode Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good one...

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      1. B. Winfield Huff‏ @hufco60 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @ViveCharlieMag

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      1. Chocolate Spooky Cake the Undead  👻♡ ♥ 🚮 🍫 🍪 🍰 🇺🇸‏ @ConfettiPixie Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @LibertarianBlue

        the eyes his creepy, creepy eyes

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have a trapdoor and rope?

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