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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 19

    Report: There Must Be Some Trick To Unfolding Table Legs https://trib.al/3v67KLY pic.twitter.com/bg7OGF7Of4

    9:10 AM - 19 Jul 2018
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      1. That Is Just Great‏ @lCannotthinkl Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The trick is never putting them away. It has the added benefit of additional empty beer bottle and used paper plate storage. Just try it once and you'll never put that table away again.

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      1. Barry E‏ @Appleknocker18 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The trick is to get a regular wooden table. Or learn to enjoy eating off the floor.

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      1. Patrick Johnstone‏ @PJNewWest Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me, every Thursday at @newwestfarmers setup. #NewWest.

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      1. Janine Bevege‏ @JanineBevege Jul 19
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        You'll be familiar with this one @trinityhillwine

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      1. Steve Boo‏ @MisteRational Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have to be willing to sacrifice some skin pinched between the legs and the table

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      2. The New Courtyard‏ @courtyardian Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have to flick it open and get the pegs in place, make sure to pull the centre fold lever at least 30 degrees or else the mid-end folds with crease! It's as simple as 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, etc etc

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      1. Brian Alston‏ @milesofsmiles25 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Because, LITERALLY, he's incapable of telling the truth..

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      1. Trans McTransPants‏ @TheCobaltgeo Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Truest Onion Article

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Magicians only

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      1.  ✝️Gio's 🖼A E S T H E T I C 🎨content 🌄 Corner  🏞 🌲‏ @giantgio Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I betchya Devon could open that table properlypic.twitter.com/Kd4YhFGES6

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      1. Harry Lime‏ @HarryLime3 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        slow day at the onion

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      1. ¿ʇǝʎ ʎɐpᴉɹℲ ʇᴉ sI‏ @GoTerpsGo Jul 19
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        Or opening retail plastic packaging without slicing open your fingers.

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      1. Nichol‏ @nicholRT Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣

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      1. Salty  🦐 Shrimp‏ @SaltyShrimpface Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The little slidey metal things, moron.

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      1. Blastopolition‏ @Blax234 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yea you have to kick them. Literally

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      1. Greg Landry‏ @GeeEL91 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They stole my table. I want it back with the legs wherever they may be.

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