You never thought you'd be a legit news source. Congratulations.
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Husband: I mean, of course NOT I slept with her. Why would I admit that? To you I mean. I misspoke what I meant to tell you. Wife: I'm definitely not going to admit to you that I'm going have sex with your best friend. Husband: Finally, you understand. Sure took you a while.
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I “would” do the same thing.
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Did the onion just give real news?
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If I knew Putin had tapes of me paying prostitutes to pee on each other, then I too might commit treason against my own country.
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So easy. Just post what he says.
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You know what kind of people doesnt backtrack on everything? SOCIALISTS
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he backtracked because the truth is not accepted yet
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If the onion doesn’t like it they should start their own reality tv series.
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Trump misspeaks whenerver he speaks constantly giving unclear clarifications of his confused messages Sanders mantra "The president has been clear on that" is another Trump lie
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Answer:
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Oh man, we've all been there.
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Can't tell if Trump and his White House makes it easy to write for the Onion -- just post the story about Trump's latest asinine behavior. Or is it hard to find the humor in it?
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Hear hear
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