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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 19

    Trump Backtracks On Siding With Russia Over U.S. Intelligence Community, Saying He Misspoke https://trib.al/gJCjXZU  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/zsILAe7pLc

    7:31 AM - 19 Jul 2018
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    • JazzHeaven.com Pierre-Simon Laplace DaZombinatrixx💀VOTE!🗳 the_pigs REVERENDO PENA Mike G There once was a story about a man named Joost Lois Morris🇨🇦 rocío a. úngaro
    16 replies 158 retweets 750 likes
      1. RBollinger‏ @rbollinger73 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @crlbe

        You never thought you'd be a legit news source. Congratulations.

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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Husband: I mean, of course NOT I slept with her. Why would I admit that? To you I mean. I misspoke what I meant to tell you. Wife: I'm definitely not going to admit to you that I'm going have sex with your best friend. Husband: Finally, you understand. Sure took you a while.

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      1. Elliot Rapp‏ @ElliotRapp Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I “would” do the same thing. #wouldnt

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      1. anastie‏ @anasti44387499 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did the onion just give real news?

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      1.  ❄️ Alt-Right Jesus  🌊‏ @realrightjesus Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I knew Putin had tapes of me paying prostitutes to pee on each other, then I too might commit treason against my own country. #PeeTape #TrumpKnew

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      1. Dave Markel‏ @DaveMarkel Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So easy. Just post what he says.

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      1. Unexcpected Archon hiding in a Bizarre costume.‏ @WTimonen Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know what kind of people doesnt backtrack on everything? SOCIALISTS

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      1. Trump Boy‏ @Joecamoe Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he backtracked because the truth is not accepted yet

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      1. Robert‏ @rsemenof Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If the onion doesn’t like it they should start their own reality tv series.

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      1. George Cunningham‏ @gcc6662020 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump misspeaks whenerver he speaks constantly giving unclear clarifications of his confused messages Sanders mantra "The president has been clear on that" is another Trump lie

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      1. Sam Peterson, Esq.‏ @shpeterson Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Answer: #Obama.

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      1. Would You Kindly?  🇩🇰‏ @mydickisblueyo Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man, we've all been there.

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      1. Norah Spear‏ @Piollet724 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't tell if Trump and his White House makes it easy to write for the Onion -- just post the story about Trump's latest asinine behavior. Or is it hard to find the humor in it?

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      1. goutytophus‏ @goutytophus Jul 19
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        Hear hear

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