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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

      Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring https://trib.al/2CCIhxY pic.twitter.com/ky8k6DQ9wQ

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

      Robert Mueller explained that Justice Department recruited Trump to distract high-ranking Democrats with social media stunts, continuous denials of Russian involvement in U.S. politics, and glowing praise for Vladimir Putin. https://trib.al/2CCIhxY pic.twitter.com/MsuQRUJbWt

      8:17 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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      • Brad Hoganson Catherine❤❤loves 🐕☺ Pierre-Simon Laplace REVERENDO PENA Lois Morris🇨🇦 knightlite ______ ________ Gary G. living the dream🇺🇸
      21 replies 75 retweets 453 likes
        1. LionHeart‏ @wallstr0ckstar Jul 19
          Replying to @TheOnion @miaculpepper2

          pic.twitter.com/fuAwbwdH1w

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        2. your very own monica bellucci dream‏ @DJCPI Jul 18
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is too dry, it will fool the qanon idiots

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. kanye west‏ @darkbowls Jul 19
          Replying to @DJCPI @TheOnion

          ey bruh I was just scrolling when I saw your username and I gotta ask why do you hate the greatest man who ever lived

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        4. your very own monica bellucci dream‏ @DJCPI Jul 19
          Replying to @darkbowls @TheOnion

          who?

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Jim Spahr‏ @spahrj Jul 18
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This story will be the lede on InfoWars tomorrow.

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        2. DiamondandSulk‏ @HarryTokus Jul 18
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is just straight @BreitbartNews reporting.

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        3. Fabian‏ @JustASpaniel Jul 19
          Replying to @HarryTokus @TheOnion @BreitbartNews

          At least this one doesn't claim to be real 🤣

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. LionHeart‏ @wallstr0ckstar Jul 19
          Replying to @TheOnion @miaculpepper2

          Only if it wasn’t The Onion :/

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        1. Eugene Ipavec‏ @EugeneIpavec Jul 18
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Plagiarism!!1!

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        1. Doug Schouten‏ @DougSchouten Jul 18
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Fox News already scooped this

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        1. Trump Boy‏ @Joecamoe Jul 19
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Hillary will be brought to justice. And when she is, this 'satire' will seem awfully close to the truth.

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        1. too_ LoudBear‏ @Vile_bum Jul 19
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I love satire.

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        2. ivy‏ @flycat636 Jul 19
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Whatever you do, do not read the discussion under this post on IG...

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        3. Trump Boy‏ @Joecamoe Jul 19
          Replying to @flycat636 @TheOnion

          why, do they bring up #QAnon and the impending truth bomb about to hit the mainstream consciousness?

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        1. Jenn Wilton‏ @jennfoof Jul 19
          Replying to @TheOnion

          L

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        1. John Clark‏ @tcijclark Jul 18
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I knew Wiley old #Trump had to be involved in some super smart negotiations...I almost lost faith, dear leader is so smart he's been playing dumb #touche

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