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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    New MIT Study Suggests Sonic The Hedgehog Might Be Living In Computer Simulation https://trib.al/FefYfTj pic.twitter.com/Axl7mhsTFK

    7:28 PM - 18 Jul 2018
    • 661 Retweets
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    • Dr Robin George Andrews Bob Perlman Joseph Marazzo Peter Alison Shane Clune Lakshay Modi Danny “don’t call me Daniel” Gault Joe i recommend to watch all the SAW movies
    47 replies 661 retweets 3,014 likes
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      2. Christian C.‏ @PokeFanChris1 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @CorbanGJ

        MIND BLOWN

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Christian C.‏ @PokeFanChris1 Jul 18
        Replying to @PokeFanChris1 @TheOnion @CorbanGJ

        BTW you're missing out on the Mania (you don't have to buy it if you don't want to but with the near universal praise it's gotten and the fact that you're watching Geek Critique I thought I'd say that)pic.twitter.com/cMMoJa3gt2

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. Christian C.‏ @PokeFanChris1 Jul 18
        Replying to @CorbanGJ @TheOnion

        Enjoy what you enjoy :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Christian C.‏ @PokeFanChris1 Jul 18
        Replying to @PokeFanChris1 @CorbanGJ @TheOnion

        (Though in my personal opinion there are 2 great to amazing 2 pretty good 2 mixed bags 3 alright and 2 really poorly designed 3D Sonic games) They're all fairly niche

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Christian C.‏ @PokeFanChris1 Jul 19
        Replying to @CorbanGJ @TheOnion

        Rise of Lyric is only the 3D one. The other Booms are 2D sidescrollers . Slowly over time Sonic Mania has become one of my favorites

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Christian C.‏ @PokeFanChris1 Jul 19
        Replying to @PokeFanChris1 @CorbanGJ @TheOnion

        *2.5D

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation
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      2. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember being that baked. Sonic is real. He was my roommate once.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Social Stanxiety‏ @StanClaas Jul 18
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ITqJHh4Kg6

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Jesse Eidson‏ @eidson_jesse Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It might be my pea brain but I can't make heads or Tails of this

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Jeff VanderMeer‏Verified account @jeffvandermeer Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG. But I've been living exclusively off the cooked corpses of Sonic the past 20 years. So what does that say about me?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. ProcrastinationPartners‏ @ProcrastPartner Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Insufficient sample size proves inconclusive results. More research is needed. Volunteers?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. F A I S A L 信じる 🎃‏ @FaisalFury92 Jul 18
        Replying to @ProcrastPartner @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/fwjUaLeark

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ProcrastinationPartners‏ @ProcrastPartner Jul 19
        Replying to @FaisalFury92 @TheOnion

        Good luck, volunteer!pic.twitter.com/gY37YlO5Ae

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. DΔΜƗΞИ J‏ @BeyondCNTR Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BlueManManiacc

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. SCARY BLUE BOY  🎃‏ @BlueManManiacc Jul 18
        Replying to @BeyondCNTR @TheOnion

        Why does The Onion make me want to feel this, when I just want to have fun playing Sonic?😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. DΔΜƗΞИ J‏ @BeyondCNTR Jul 18
        Replying to @BlueManManiacc @TheOnion

        I don't know man

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. SCARY BLUE BOY  🎃‏ @BlueManManiacc Jul 18
        Replying to @BeyondCNTR @TheOnion

        ;(

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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