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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

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    "I just want to get back to the basics of making good, home-cooked dishes for white folks."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1019642545779957761 …

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    Papa John’s Founder Launches New Chain Of Fast-Casual Segregated Lunch Counters https://trib.al/cTGCQDX  pic.twitter.com/px4aKmud0N
    6:39 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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    34 replies 719 retweets 4,252 likes
      1. M_Cherry_315Ⓥ 🌹‏ @M_Cherry_315 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better prejudices. Better epithets. Masta John's!

        0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Frm Ths Dy 4wrd‏ @howdeepthewaves Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/OwvgB8oUZe

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Eddie Landeros‏ @elanderos2009 Jul 19
        Replying to @howdeepthewaves @TheOnion

        He should open a brewery 🤔

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Awizom  🥶‏ @Awizomsound Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every bite makes me white!

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      1. La Marie Ford-McCartney  🐙‏ @FordMcCartney Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Potato salad with raisins, kinda stuff!

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      2. David Ricardo‏ @constructal1 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swing and a miss! This guy’s pizza might suck but never called anyone “the N-word” or said it in an disparaging manner. He was talking about how Col. Sanders used to throw it around but never got called out. We are allowed to have discussions.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. David Ricardo‏ @constructal1 Jul 18
        Replying to @Psyclops_DCLXVI @TheOnion

        😆 right back at ya

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      2. jason‏ @yungxmisfit Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In a perfect world Papa John would have to drink from a different water fountain than us that’s all I’m saying

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Scott D. Shaker‏ @scottdshaker Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Papa Johns founder to open new pancake house based on aunt Jemima...pic.twitter.com/QntqAECTms

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      1. Jaguars4life‏ @alectessitore15 Jul 18
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        H3h3 for the new Papa John’s CEO

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      2. 10Beers‏ @1OBEERS Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Rindoukan_DOJO what the hell we going to eat, Spam?

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      3. Space Force HQ‏ @_WeDrunk Jul 18
        Replying to @1OBEERS @TheOnion

        Nah bruh, excellent cuts of meat with hilariously sub-par seasoning. It you could go full trunp and eat well done wagyu with frickin ketchup on it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Feza (사라)‏ @feabellevue Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y’all can keep that.

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      1. LAN J‏ @CanTanker1962 Jul 18
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        White sheet Fridays, wear your KKK sheet to the store and save 10 % on Fridays?

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      1. AKA_eddie‏ @mybuddyscruff Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, no fried chicken then?

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      2. CV‏ @e36ls1 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, something the extreme left and right can agree on.

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