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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States https://trib.al/LsQFO1l pic.twitter.com/kBEPaJIHy1

    3:14 PM - 18 Jul 2018
    • 8,663 Retweets
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    • 🎃🔪EG🎃🔪 Martina8 Miriam H Szatrowski John L Kristin Bunyard John Sipher Banquo Elsie north Jesse Aaron
    236 replies 8,663 retweets 25,419 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. NoctisEqui‏ @equi_noctis Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny and credible at the same time. Do I cry or laugh?

        3 replies 3 retweets 85 likes
      3. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB Jul 18
        Replying to @equi_noctis @TheOnion

        Probably should do this.pic.twitter.com/H1z3nb2dNM

        3 replies 2 retweets 97 likes
      4. Michael Lanna‏ @Micklanna Jul 20
        Replying to @SnarkyCyclistAB @equi_noctis @TheOnion

        That's just Alex being told they are out of blueberry pie !

        0 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Rap Boooo-stardz  👻  🌊‏ @RapBastardz Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @StevenEdeSouza

        I hate how true "The Onion" has become.

        1 reply 3 retweets 67 likes
      3. awesome, wow‏ @iunfold Jul 18
        Replying to @RapBastardz @TheOnion @StevenEdeSouza

        It's basically the most reliable and prescient newspaper around at this point.

        1 reply 2 retweets 42 likes
      4. 1 more reply
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      2. Elmer Adrenaline Chile‏ @elmer_a_chile Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @Fleurdelisazure

        Trump is doing Al Qaeda’s job! And all they had to do was to have faith in the GOP.

        6 replies 5 retweets 41 likes
      3. Trapp'dinTrumpsAmer‏ @Fleurdelisazure Jul 18
        Replying to @elmer_a_chile @TheOnion

        Amen, you ain't never lied!

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Deborah V. Rose  🌹‏ @DeborahVRose Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @Dobgrrman

        pic.twitter.com/vtr2plCMmp

        0 replies 3 retweets 34 likes
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      1. DeMisty D. Bellinger 🎃‏ @DeMistyB Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gLrueBWk8I

        0 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. Mark Phillips‏ @Comixbear Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As with most Onion articles, it would be even more funny if it wasn't so sadly close to the truth.

        1 reply 1 retweet 106 likes
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      2. Nick Wernert/نكو ورنرت‏ @Nickydubz21 Jul 18
        Replying to @alquims @TheOnion

        Seriously tho, at least connect the letters.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      4. Drew Collison‏ @jojodecker Jul 18
        Replying to @alquims @Nickydubz21 @TheOnion

        why is arabic written right to left

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Drew Collison‏ @jojodecker Jul 18
        Replying to @alquims @Nickydubz21 @TheOnion

        No shit. Jokes man

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
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      2. William LeGate‏Verified account @williamlegate Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everything in this tweet is nearly 100% true except the butchered Arabic.

        1 reply 4 retweets 29 likes
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