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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    Paul Ryan Worried History May Judge Him Harshly For Failure To Confront Tyrannical Food Stamp Abusers https://trib.al/iaAJNi8 pic.twitter.com/ysZxyqht3w

    1:56 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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    • Spencer Kingeter Candy Corn Eater Erin Dalebroux Alec Bacon big foot strikes again OldCrow🔹🌽 Never Dem Again Hope(less) jdf26downthelane
    39 replies 651 retweets 3,515 likes
      1. Firefighter 53‏ @Michaelff53 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Grandpa Paul, why didn't you speak out when you knew that there was a Russian puppet in the office of POTUS? Why did you do nothing to stop it? . . . and I MEANT "didn't".

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      1. Lisa walsh‏ @demavalanche Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoaniSparkles

        😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Terry Otis‏ @terryotis Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh . . . I thought he may have been concerned about how history will judge him for not confronting Tyrannical Trump . . . Had to double take . . . thought for a minute he was WOKE. @SpeakerRyan

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      2. Parker Lewis‏ @PLewisTX Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because theft is no big deal when it’s OPM right? Not to be a wet blanket, but as someone that works everyday & pays taxes...I don’t see the humor in theft of my labor -ie time -ie 💰 Signed, An American Tax Payer

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      3. Prolecat‏ @prolecat84 Jul 18
        Replying to @PLewisTX @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/NykNfrhyIO

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      1. Lisa Hendricks‏ @lisathern Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ryan wants the vermin who ate his car to work for him. “They owe me & no one gets anything for free,” Ryan grumbled. “And we can’t find anyone who is willing to work in D.C. anymore.”

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      1. tomaburque‏ @tomaburque Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny but it hits the nail on the head.

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      1. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is not much time left, to soften the Corinthian Leather of the Republican issued jackboots, with the tears, of the suffering and needy

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      1. Marlene Davies‏ @mdavies473 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is so far down the list of things you will be judged for.

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      1. Sherry Chevalier‏ @THESherryC Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @williamlegate

        That’s the judgement he’s worried about? Dudes been reading the Bible backwards I guess.

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      1. Julieanna Morecombe‏ @JulieM0rcombe Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        History will call Paul Ryan a SANCTIMONIOUS TWIT. copy: @SpeakerRyan

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      1. Mob Bueller‏ @MobBueller Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Never Dem Again‏ @Neverdemagain2 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @RonnyMcFatty

        Poor Pauly the Rino history is going to judge him harshly for many, many reasons

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      1. DesignTeam2000.com‏ @DsgnTeam2000 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE 2018 HORROR is ... Paul Ryan is not kidding. The Gods shall save US .... That TAX sucker is GONE.

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      1. A Tailgater's Life  🍺 🏈 🏒‏ @ATailgatersLife Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yup

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      1. Kathryn Cudihy‏ @KathrynSmiles Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paul Ryan Also Worried History May Judge Him Harshly For Retiring To Spend More Time With His Family When He Opposes Family Leave Act.

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      1. Dom De Luca‏ @mimo0791 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant!

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      1. dean ray‏ @stuffdeanlikes Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nailed it

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