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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring https://trib.al/2CCIhxY pic.twitter.com/ky8k6DQ9wQ

    12:40 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

        Robert Mueller explained that Justice Department recruited Trump to distract high-ranking Democrats with social media stunts, continuous denials of Russian involvement in U.S. politics, and glowing praise for Vladimir Putin. https://trib.al/2CCIhxY pic.twitter.com/MsuQRUJbWt

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      2. SARAH RAMSINGH‏ @SarahRamsingh Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You and I laugh at this, but Fox News will turn this into a real segment.

        2 replies 1 retweet 48 likes
      3. Ben Seeley  ♠️‏ @imcompletebs Jul 18
        Replying to @SarahRamsingh @TheOnion

        That might be a good thing. Trump could be convinced to leave Mueller alone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Peter Menchaca Blockchain‏ @petermenchaca Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/xsNctez2GX

        1 reply 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. Friend of Thomas‏ @bizzykimmi Jul 18
        Replying to @petermenchaca @TheOnion

        You realize this is The Onion, right?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Peter Menchaca Blockchain‏ @petermenchaca Jul 18
        Replying to @bizzykimmi @TheOnion

        yes, your point?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. fight for our children ❌‏ @tysonkloeppel Jul 18
        Replying to @petermenchaca @bizzykimmi @TheOnion

        Yeah nothing here. Pizza owner is top 50 most influential in DC. #Pizzagate #PedoGate https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/22/james-alefantis-dc-power-player-blasts-insane-redd/ … See for yourselves. Open your eyes and save our children.pic.twitter.com/2PqAHKvsnn

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Chad Mathews‏ @TheFlyingMateos Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man, it’s Q-onion

        2 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Nancy‏ @NancyJacobsin Jul 18
        Replying to @TheFlyingMateos @TheOnion

        Would love more q-onion content

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ben Seeley  ♠️‏ @imcompletebs Jul 18
        Replying to @NancyJacobsin @TheFlyingMateos @TheOnion

        Check out PatriotHole. It’s gold.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Ultimate Beau‏ @notniceprawn Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks to this tweet I just spent the past hour looking at the bitter husks of humanity who really believe this stuff and my optimism for the future is vastly reduced.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. BetterDazeAhead‏ @N8iveSD Jul 18
        Replying to @notniceprawn @TheOnion

        Did Podesta's art give you the same lack of faith in humanity? Because it's disgusting AF. Regardless of any conspiracy theory.https://steemit.com/pizzagate/@gizmosia/art-podesta-admires-and-buys-you-may-never-sleep-well-again …

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. m‏ @mmm_bobb Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're supposed to be a satire site, @TheOnion !

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      1. SKP‏ @booksmartaskp Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man, I can't wait till Trump retweets this

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      2. zack de la parka‏ @DubyaArgh Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Qnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. bengal‏ @EnglundBob Jul 18
        Replying to @DubyaArgh @TheOnion

        The Storm is coming?!?!pic.twitter.com/vncnaaiij0

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Patrick or Treat  🦇 💀 🎃‏ @uspatrick Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How many MAGA folks are going to share this as real news? My guess, a lot.

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WHERE'S THE SERVER???pic.twitter.com/xBYMuksCli

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