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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    New Aphasia Study Finds Empty Fullness Brokered Yellow Ideas Happily https://trib.al/qTQHyEw pic.twitter.com/8fXUzNtQ1R

    9:03 AM - 18 Jul 2018
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    • Dylan Murphy Luc Paoli hi Practical Blasphemy SnowMuchToDo Kevin Noiroux jack chelgren Collin Hays mcwieg
    13 replies 59 retweets 279 likes
      1. Koko  ♥️‏ @cricket1067 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great! I’m glad to see mail ferment lightbulb gracious malificent trashcan. Blue blue purple green and orange.

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      1. Tyler Smith‏ @saekla Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmmm what does zombie bark bark seeing ya face is too moon from my head

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      2. Roma Khudoleyev‏ @MrRoma17 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can someone explain what the hell this means

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      3. Practical Blasphemy‏ @practicalLJT Jul 18
        Replying to @MrRoma17 @TheOnion

        Aphasia is a speech disorder in which people speak in a type of “word salad.” They know what they want to say, but can’t find the right words so it comes out as nonsense.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Moon-faced Assassin of Joy‏ @NomeDaBarbarian Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God, you guys are professionals.

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      1. th3squirr3l‏ @th3squirr3l Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys feeling okay over there....?

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      2. BCADrummer‏ @BCADrummer Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have a sense of humor but my wife had a stroke and suffered from this until she died. In real life application it isn’t funny. At all.

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      2. Brendan Fraser’s voice double‏ @coolmoser Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ableist

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      3. Practical Blasphemy‏ @practicalLJT Jul 18
        Replying to @coolmoser @TheOnion

        Infantalist

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      4. Brendan Fraser’s voice double‏ @coolmoser Jul 18
        Replying to @practicalLJT @TheOnion

        Ageist

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Practical Blasphemy‏ @practicalLJT Jul 18
        Replying to @coolmoser @TheOnion

        bicyclist

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      6. Brendan Fraser’s voice double‏ @coolmoser Jul 18
        Replying to @practicalLJT @TheOnion

        philanthropist

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      1. Hank gunderson‏ @Vawmtsamsiyu Jul 20
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        The duck stole my car and yellow forms government

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      1. Tim O'Nian‏ @BrandCrazyMeds Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish I still cake Topamax so I could ferret this more.

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      1. Giant Gourami‏ @fishushy Jul 18
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        This is oddly relaxing to read.

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      1. Chris Ingersoll‏ @wcingersoll Jul 18
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        It is for this reason I drink coffee.

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      1. Pertinax‏ @theRealPertinax Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, a Chomskian linguistics reference from the Onion! Sounds like someone hired a recent Ivy league grad. If you'd used "Quadruplicity drinks procrastination," I would have been more impressed.

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      1. Jonathan‏ @nodeuclidead Jul 18
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        yep

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