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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    Retired Couple Realizes Dream Of Buying Camper, Driving Around Country Murdering Hitchhikers https://trib.al/BxeFLYG pic.twitter.com/PVPweM0WW1

    8:32 AM - 18 Jul 2018
    • 487 Retweets
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    • It be Like That Sometimes Son of a Hobo Todd Schwister Oscar Larsson Eat treats, do tricks Garry Marshall Leisure Suit Lorraine Malik Aurélio Araújo
    52 replies 487 retweets 2,962 likes
      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Couples that slay together, stay together...

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. Alexa Seabourne Bolter‏ @LexMakeupArtist Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also known as Sightseers 😂👍🏼https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2023690/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Autumnshroud‏ @Autumnshroud Jul 18
        Replying to @LexMakeupArtist @TheOnion

        Beat me to it. =)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It saved their marriage!

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      1. Kevin‏ @tatramtn Jul 18
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        They drove right past me because I was near a prison.

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      1. Justin Settlage‏ @jrsettlage Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wellpic.twitter.com/edxjIoBQxA

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      1. Justin‏ @Drunk_Librarian Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @meropa retirement relationship goals

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is what happens when you don't have to go to work in the morning.

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      1. Jeni Peni  🎃‏ @peni_jeni Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Retirement is grand

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      2. Rich Bernecki‏ @SweetGlaze615 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon. My family was murdered on a highway by a traveling retired couple

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Jul 18
        Replying to @SweetGlaze615 @TheOnion

        That’s a risk alll hitchhiking families assume.

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      2. Nicole, CCF  😺 🦊‏ @NicoleMaydayP Jul 18
        Replying to @JonBonD3 @TheOnion

        Oh my God yes!

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      4. Nicole, CCF  😺 🦊‏ @NicoleMaydayP Jul 18
        Replying to @JonBonD3 @TheOnion

        Sho nuff

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      1. Shake 'N' Bake‏ @Shake1n1bake Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @PeteThePlanner

        Is that the next retirement plan you'll outline how to achieve?

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      1.  🇺🇸Freedom Is Not Free 🇺🇸‏ @funyun33 Jul 18
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        Oh retirement. Livin' th dream!pic.twitter.com/6NzOQ6sYjt

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      1. dog1dad1‏ @tpdineen Jul 18
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        This looks vaguely like a couple I know

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      1. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe Jul 18
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        Great to see that folks can still spice things up after all this time.

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      1. Greg Collins‏ @Gregc_847 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @JCollinsElliott

        Where do you think they got those cool hats?

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