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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    Odorite Introduces New Three-Tier Urinal Cake https://trib.al/1KZOqGw pic.twitter.com/CmTaZZuf6A

    7:26 AM - 18 Jul 2018
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    • Papa UwU Stefan Alexander Art Fort mate name hank DJ Loneliness Jack Mercier Janina Consadori joe 🍊 Raster
    37 replies 283 retweets 1,967 likes
      1. kevin‏ @StairwayToKevn Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t wait for my wedding urinal cake

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The innovations in this field just keep coming. We truly live in exciting times!

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      2. Lang‏ @Langdoggydog Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @steveDEWsa

        That looks like a wedding cake

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      3. HelperMunkee‏ @helpermunkee Jul 18
        Replying to @Langdoggydog @TheOnion @steveDEWsa

        pic.twitter.com/658uIub3qw

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      4. Lang‏ @Langdoggydog Jul 18
        Replying to @helpermunkee @TheOnion @steveDEWsa

        I’m.... aware of that. X) I just like stating the obvious.

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Easier to hit ... #winner!

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      1. Rahul Sharma‏ @sahulrarma Jul 18
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        The hitherto undiscovered ziggurat of Uruk, son of Marduk, he who pees rain.

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      1. F1fanlol‏ @F1fanlol2 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For weddings only.

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      1. Cher Mc‏ @20cherMc Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alright, boys! Let the race begin!

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And as you try to piss of the top layer it splashes back at you, Brilliant!

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      1. james ruff‏ @jamesruff1965 Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @mamadru

        And I would use them all

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      1. Melanie DeForrest‏ @MelDeForrest Jul 18
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        Haha!!!

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      1. i‏ @mrjtgarcia Jul 18
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        It's beautiful

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      1. Gary Brant‏ @GbrantGary Jul 18
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        They stole your idea, bastards.

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      1. Michael Seltzer‏ @TheCalendarboy Jul 18
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        So pretty

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 18
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        Comes in asparagus and turkey scent for the holidays

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      1. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob Jul 18
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        pic.twitter.com/Bez4PoxKw3

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      1. Coño Micky‏ @OsoDgoStyle Jul 18
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        OMG! Looks yummy

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