Man, The Onion is really straying from their satirical roots into real news more and more these days...
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You got the Onion reporting real news and everybody else reporting Fake News. It's like upside down world these days.
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this......damn....y’all really went hard on this one
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Crime, that’s allowed to persist unfettered, spreads like urine in a swimming pool. Welcome to the spoils of liberal governance.
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That’s spot on
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And the list of reputable news sources in Chicago is as follows... 1.
@TheOnion 2. Theo Epstein 3.@chicagotribune 4. Ronny Woo-Woo . . . . 22.@Suntimes Also,@ChicagoMayor you’re terrible. That is all - 1 more reply
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That one time The Onion for real...
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Not at Soldier Field though. They have the right to Bear arms.
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Gun violence has been a problem all over Chicago going back to the 1800s.
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Swear to God, sometimes I forget that you guys are from Chicago.


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The Onion is SO refreshing.
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A beacon of light in these confusing times.
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What’s the worry Emanuel? Don’t you have strict gun laws in Chicago? Dam fools, and same to those that vote for them.
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