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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 18

    Rahm Emanuel Concerned Gun Violence Could Spread To Parts Of City He Gives Shit About https://trib.al/ObSJyUK pic.twitter.com/Xnf3JsLXzL

    6:39 AM - 18 Jul 2018
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    95 replies 2,064 retweets 7,140 likes
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      2.  🏳️‍🌈 💛‏ @Yell0wSmith Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @BvrlyTweetmaker

        Man, The Onion is really straying from their satirical roots into real news more and more these days...

        4 replies 7 retweets 80 likes
      3.  ☠️Texas Chainsaw Tweetmaker ⚰️‏ @BvrlyTweetmaker Jul 18
        Replying to @Yell0wSmith @TheOnion

        You got the Onion reporting real news and everybody else reporting Fake News. It's like upside down world these days.

        1 reply 4 retweets 35 likes
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      1. mr. montgomery‏ @alecvevo Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this......damn....y’all really went hard on this one

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      2.  ❌ 🇺🇸NYsNYd_ 🇺🇸 ❌‏ @NySnYd_ Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crime, that’s allowed to persist unfettered, spreads like urine in a swimming pool. Welcome to the spoils of liberal governance.

        2 replies 6 retweets 12 likes
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      4.  ❌ 🇺🇸NYsNYd_ 🇺🇸 ❌‏ @NySnYd_ Jul 19
        Replying to @Killbot2016 @TheOnion

        That’s spot on

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      2. Bobby Stevens Jr‏ @StevieBobbins Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the list of reputable news sources in Chicago is as follows... 1. @TheOnion 2. Theo Epstein 3. @chicagotribune 4. Ronny Woo-Woo . . . . 22. @Suntimes Also, @ChicagoMayor you’re terrible. That is all

        1 reply 4 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Piero  💜‏ @PieroMan Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ntZAU4Tv0n

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      1. Arms Akimbo‏ @ArmsAkimbo Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kQSQysb44K

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      1. sortapaul‏ @PaChapsay Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That one time The Onion for real...

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Shah 👀ster‏ @Shahooster Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not at Soldier Field though. They have the right to Bear arms.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. planned adolescence‏ @Mr_Sutherlin Jul 18
        Replying to @Shahooster @TheOnion

        Somebody’s bucking for a job!pic.twitter.com/jZ29VTUiHF

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. DE-Pro9  😸 🏴 ↙ ↙ ↙ 💣‏ @Deprogrammer9 Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gun violence has been a problem all over Chicago going back to the 1800s. #KilledByPolicepic.twitter.com/iaP80xvFL5

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swear to God, sometimes I forget that you guys are from Chicago. 😆😆😆 Atta-Satirist!

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      1. Haz‏ @HazardezYT Jul 18
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        pic.twitter.com/dXHcfAdoG8

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      2. cecilia‏ @ceciliavfx Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is SO refreshing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chob‏ @Chob316 Jul 19
        Replying to @ceciliavfx @TheOnion

        A beacon of light in these confusing times.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. #70MillionTrumpeteers2ThePolls2018‏ @Portland_jet Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @darthur111

        What’s the worry Emanuel? Don’t you have strict gun laws in Chicago? Dam fools, and same to those that vote for them.

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