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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

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    "Whoa, he must have some real bad dirt on the U.S. populace for them to just let him get away with so much unconscionable bullshit. You have to wonder what he knows."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1019318606239338496 …

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    World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power https://trib.al/vGb7ObR  pic.twitter.com/DHtVvlX5RX
    7:57 PM - 17 Jul 2018
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    • Tom Beattie #Resist #FBPE Mark Griffith Mary Kate Brod wild impala Halloween Jackathinilton 🎃 Julie Atkinson Elizabeth Garrett election depression Carlston J Meziere
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      1. Bill Belsey‏ @BillBelsey Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This work today by Bruce MacKinnon @CH_Cartoon of The Halifax Chronicle Heraldpic.twitter.com/2VIHhyyJaK

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      1. ◓◓◓◓‏ @JamesMcCormack Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Vd0LKzn8nS

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      1. Jumbo Lion‏ @ImGSinghinus Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You started doing real news?

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      1. Hailey  ❄️ 🌹‏ @CosmicSCryptid Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys only published satire, why are you posting real news

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      2. askyourself2018‏ @askyourself2018 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These people....pic.twitter.com/cXUJTs9zCW

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. justin thor hart‏ @JustinTHart1248 Jul 17
        Replying to @askyourself2018 @TheOnion

        Our precious, fragile cornucopia of cultural diversity.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. askyourself2018‏ @askyourself2018 Jul 17
        Replying to @JustinTHart1248 @TheOnion

        Yup...and I think one of them is a 3rd cousin....

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      1. Grrjessi‏ @Grrjessi Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you

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      1. Tige Gibson  🇺🇳 🇨🇦‏ @Tachyx Jul 18
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      1. Shawn van Leeuwen‏ @FlowersxSilence Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @mdpollak

        God bless the Onion.

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      2. Blue @ Neela‏ @viptandon Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @BobSmith4152

        He is the Best POTUS!

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      1. Bob Bacha‏ @BachaBob Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because then Pence. Pure evil.

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      1. Walton Carson‏ @CarsonWalton Jul 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @HolidayCereal

        We wonder too!

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      1. Tony French‏ @tonydfrench70 Jul 19
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      1. Pete Ross‏ @PeteRos67331400 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not clever. I wouldn’t be shocked if this was written by a woman.

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He knows that a lot of Americans cheat on their taxes, and unlike him make them available for public scrutiny.

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      1. Javier Alberto de la Vega Ortiz‏ @Dr_JAVOMex Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now you aren’t just resorting to real news... You read minds too😵😵😵

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      1. TRB‏ @sfca94108 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has a pee pee tape on EVERY ONE OF US!!

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      1. Chazbo‏ @camelcitychef Jul 17
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        It’s not dirt it’s self tan lotion, everywhere

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