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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "It is a proud moment in American history to witness President Trump embracing one of our most cherished principles by ingratiating himself with a foreign tyrant in the service of advancing his political goals."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1019274296898867202 …

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    Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain https://trib.al/UrxOtUy  pic.twitter.com/MLHZTfWqOC
    5:05 PM - 17 Jul 2018
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      1. Chris Aanerud‏ @caanerud Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion has officially dropped satire and gone legit.

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truly the only thing missing from the movie Idiocracy was a reference to the Library of The Onion the country’s official national library.

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      1. Syafiera‏ @syafiera Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh come on, I thought this was satire?!

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      1. Will Hoffman‏ @USB3pt0 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "In other news, satirical news outlet @TheOnion has filed for bankruptcy. The head of operations was quoted as saying, 'We can't make up shit anymore that's more ridiculous than what's actually happening.' "

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      1. Eric Mc‏ @stankfunkmusic Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny until you realize the onion is not being the onion.

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love the Onion it is the only real media outlet left on Earth.

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      1. Karen Walz‏ @khwalz Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did The Onion get bought out by the Washington Post?

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      1. Bluff_Call_Enthusiast  👻 🎃 🦇‏ @Sup_Nukka Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion's in trouble. It didn't even occur to me that this was satirical.

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      1. TeamCarl‏ @Carl_Light Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish you could super rt something

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      1. Dahlia Divine PDX‏ @dahliadivinepdx Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @StaceyLovesWeed

        Blows dust off of Canadian passport..

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone forget about that SCOTUS pick already?

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      1. Kenneth Morgan‏ @kenmor1968 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @PenzeyMoog

        Supporting murderous dictators? That's been US policy since 1945, whether a Democrat or Republican was in the White House.

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      1. SJ‏ @SJB6162 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know there are always three losers sticking up for toxic Trump. No morals, no humanity, no scruples

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      1. Senorworldwide‏ @senorglobal Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very little difference between Onion headlines and MSM headlines these days.

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      1. Lauren Alise‏ @ohhLAURENalise Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol at people thinking The Onion has a left/right slant though

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      1. Lauren Alise‏ @ohhLAURENalise Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I dunno whether to laugh or cry, so cheers

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      1. Hannity.shawn‏ @hannity_shawn Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump: “Hold my beer!”

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      1. Cindy Minton‏ @CindyLMinton Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://youtu.be/6zLmzFRiWIk 

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      1. Jennifer A. Johnson‏ @JenniferMobile Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Praise Be

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