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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    France Wins World Cup https://trib.al/ci1PC5g  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/nllj43JjJ4

    4:22 PM - 17 Jul 2018
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      2. Noah Mitchell‏ @jeanedkelly Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theminifrenchie

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      3. Solenn Madevon‏ @theminifrenchie Jul 17
        Replying to @jeanedkelly @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/uAzPoDsOej

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      1. -049‏ @TheMonster049 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they called it football they'd be allowed, but they don'tpic.twitter.com/dbAGCph8hs

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      2. Janice Hough‏ @leftcoastbabe Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's trying to get a job in White House Communications Office.

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      3. Matt‏ @xiggr Jul 17
        Replying to @leftcoastbabe @TheOnion

        At least he's looking for a job, unlike you... A welfare Queen

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      4. Janice Hough‏ @leftcoastbabe Jul 17
        Replying to @xiggr @TheOnion

        Stupid as well as rude. A winning combo. Have a job and I am VERY good at it. But have a nice day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Matt‏ @xiggr Jul 17
        Replying to @leftcoastbabe @TheOnion

        Is it that hard to be a substitute bus driver? I mean my God, I would hope you're good at it.

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      1. Francisco Mena‏ @fmena14 Jul 17
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        Unfortunately, this is how us soccer journalists actually think. Coaches as well, just look at comments made by Bruce arena #NotTheOnion

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      2. Gotham Gator‏ @GothamGator1 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, we did tie them in their last tune up before the tournament.

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      2. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah well America won the Statue Of Liberty from the British. So go make some baguettes.

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      3. Space Neko‏ @KingofDabbing1 Jul 17
        Replying to @SamPalasota @TheOnion

        Thet should go back to making hot, green, chick statues like they used to.

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      1. Will Walker‏ @caffeinecrusade Jul 18
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        UPDATE: France reportedly working to bury information suggesting that French team was actually African.

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      1. chika onyirimba‏ @redplague158 Jul 18
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        please spare us

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Jul 17
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        The United States isn't good enough for a lot of things lately.

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