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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    Area Man Marks Territory On Bench With Sweaty Thigh Outline https://trib.al/n4PTY3s pic.twitter.com/a0sCPS9sXE

    3:39 PM - 17 Jul 2018
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    • col!n satan and garfunkel Big Spook Energy Sirloin? The Dank Knight Kuroko no Bae James Carroll Momus Randy Strickland
    28 replies 190 retweets 1,904 likes
      1. Mike‏ @HoserMess Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You could at least tag me

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      1. Jesse Eidson‏ @eidson_jesse Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hero move. Perspirational.

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      1. john mckessy‏ @mck_john Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's just the under-ball sweat from an 80 year old manspreading.

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      1. Mike G‏ @_mikegalt_ Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mind your own business, The Onion

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      2. charles entertainment cheese‏ @dyl_burns7 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mandee_sue after the race omg

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      3. Mandz‏ @mandee_sue Jul 17
        Replying to @dyl_burns7 @TheOnion

        Hahahahah omg😂

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      1. Samwise Gamgee‏ @SamJLayman Jul 17
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        @williamthibaux was this you

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      1. Dana Timmons‏ @dana_timmons Jul 17
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        And I think we all know who AREA MAN is.pic.twitter.com/vghY3xJZYJ

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      1. Scott Amichie‏ @scootdolor Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those. Aren’t. His. THIGHS!!!

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      1.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bullshit!!! Where's the sweaty ball marks?

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      1. SnowflakeAvalanche‏ @ClareMontSexton Jul 18
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        Thanks! I needed this break from the horror of reality today. You guys always come through.

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      1. Great Wings, Pup  🦇‏ @tctrauscht Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Personally feeling attacked right now. It’s more of a bus thing though...

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 18
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        Cats gonna gather there sniffing

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could have been worse.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 17
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        Later in the day man curls up for a nap only to smell sweaty butt.

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      1. Lil Spook‏ @MeMeLargeBoi Jul 17
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        They just made an article on me! Finally!

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      1. 1UpJohn‏ @1upjohn Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Sweaty Thigh Outline" would make a great band name.

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      1. Sue Hutchinson‏ @rangerwyld Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tiny. Must be Trump's

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      1. Mellen‏ @dottiechauncy Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a gent. He didn't man spread. Even though he had the bench to himself. Hero.

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