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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    Trump Wistfully Smells Lock Of Murdered Journalist’s Hair Gifted To Him By Putin https://trib.al/aAHNbJd pic.twitter.com/R1GXrKFBLb

    1:02 PM - 17 Jul 2018
    • 812 Retweets
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    • †akιsha Dєє††a OldCrow🔹🌽 H . F . F Kimberly Katz Reed Hartle Brian McInnis Nate Sean McLean There once was a story about a man named Joost
    41 replies 812 retweets 4,064 likes
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      2. Sergio Barragan‏ @bearagun Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Photoshoped. That's not his hand, it's too big.

        2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. zmanaz  🇺🇸‏ @zmanaz Jul 17
        Replying to @bearagun @TheOnion

        And it has blood its veins. Not possible.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 17
        Replying to @_demog @TheOnion

        Yep, Fox News doesn’t know how to tell the truth.

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      1.  🇧 🇷 🇴 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇷  🇹‏ @T3rryBowman Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        smells like Polonium

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      2. Russian Mexican # Trump 2020‏ @MexicanJanimuc Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @Zigmanfreud

        Hack journalism.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. L.Frankenstein  🎃‏ @pick_one_card Jul 17
        Replying to @MexicanJanimuc @TheOnion @Zigmanfreud

        Dude it's the Onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Kecemot‏ @KecemotRybexc Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I actually think this is based on a true story.

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      1. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6nBAYUlXmX

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      2. william hughes‏ @HughesSarge Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @third_sasha

        Seth rich wasn’t a journalist and it was Clinton not Putin.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dan‏ @Awood732 Jul 17
        Replying to @HughesSarge @TheOnion @third_sasha

        This satire is pretty weak. Probably just leave it to the pros chief

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. william hughes‏ @HughesSarge Jul 17
        Replying to @Awood732 @TheOnion @third_sasha

        If you say so sport...I was a pro in this area. Clinton’s have more dead political opponents in their wake than Putin.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Dan‏ @Awood732 Jul 17
        Replying to @HughesSarge @TheOnion @third_sasha

        I’m sure you were a pro big guy. I remember your draft class

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. #GreatAwakening #redoctober‏ @Nate58726125 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh is it Michael Hastings?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jason Brown‏ @avaiki Jul 17
        Replying to @Nate58726125 @TheOnion

        For those wondering: https://www.mintpressnews.com/michael-hastings-targeted-cia-wikileaks-reveals-agencys-covert-carjacking-ability/225738/ … But more likely to be any of the following: https://cpj.org/data/killed/europe/russia/ … Or, like so many around the world, journalists who have an "accident" or commit "suicide" a la Gary Webb.

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      1. Bendy‏ @inkincarnate Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NOBODY ELSE CAN RETWEET THIS NOW

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      1. Julie Charles‏ @JCACharles Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am in love with your writers. All of them.

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      1. chris smith‏ @chrisdabear Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @mikeepatrick

        Love me some Onion

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