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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    Terrified Glob Of Cream Cheese Escapes Bagel https://trib.al/ZC2xUMB pic.twitter.com/SQLaES4RUm

    11:04 AM - 17 Jul 2018
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    44 replies 411 retweets 2,886 likes
      1. Brian O'Neill‏ @NYC__Native Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not on my watch it doesn't!

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. LaffinCoyote, Lecturer in Recent Runes‏ @TheoryWOContext Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @elevatedheight who would eat bagels this way?

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Jul 17
        Replying to @TheoryWOContext @TheOnion @elevatedheight

        If it has sandwich meat, you have to.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Michael S. Miller‏ @MSMillerNYC Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you eat a bagel like that, you don't deserve cream cheese.

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      1. nahflix‏ @nahflix Jul 17
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        God's speed Cream cheese!

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      2. hales‏ @haleyzep Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @wrolyatnagrom

        @TheRoyal20sBAND you eating a fuckin bagel lmao

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      3. mozzarellibelli‏ @wrolyatnagrom Jul 17
        Replying to @haleyzep @TheOnion @TheRoyal20sBAND

        I'm still dying at this

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      1. Athen Rayz‏ @Athen_Rayz Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #YIAYawake I watch your youtube videos, the cringe makes it impossible to fall asleep.

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      1. QueenofCool‏ @QueenofCoool Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally some real news! 😂

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      1. Alex(no  ⚾️)‏ @Alex5514Jay Jul 17

        You monster

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      2. Theo? Do we like "Theo"?‏ @teejslipko Jul 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mrsamherbst

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      3. Sam Herbst, star of Trick ‘r Treat  🎃‏ @mrsamherbst Jul 18
        Replying to @teejslipko @TheOnion

        A+ content

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      1. David Agrell‏ @DAgrell Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what kind of sorry excuse for a bagel is that anyway

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      1. Danny (is DEAD)‏ @LittleGayMan1 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Our country is falling apart. "In other news, BAGELS!!!" I love The Onion.

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      1. Tony Sangimino‏ @Sangi81kg Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Open face cream cheese won't run away on you. When they can't see the light they get scared, as we all do. #cagefree

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      1. d'yllwyn‏ @SirBrutalify Jul 17
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        @Somebody909

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      1. DarkDragon1288‏ @DarkDragon1288 Jul 17
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        Depending on where it escapes to it will eventually be caught again and either end up in a trash can or person's stomach.

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      1. Magical Ham Shake‏ @MagicalHamShake Jul 17
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        Globs of cream cheese have been massacred by Americans for centuries. Time to take back the bagel!

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      1. Not A Mad Scientist, Just Disappointed‏ @TedWade73 Jul 17
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