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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain https://trib.al/UrxOtUy pic.twitter.com/MLHZTfWqOC

    10:35 AM - 17 Jul 2018
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    • Libby Wendy Shamblin Marianne Sue Jeffers ᑫᵘᶦᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵈᵈᵈᶦᵗʸ I AM NOT A WITCH James skaiwater* stan Olivia
    103 replies 2,103 retweets 7,288 likes
      1. Thew‏ @MattAbromitis Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guatemalans when people in the US complain about election interferencepic.twitter.com/094KG7Y1Aq

        0 replies 10 retweets 148 likes
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      1. carl0s808‏ @carl0s808 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys need to go back to satire, stop with the real news.

        0 replies 2 retweets 86 likes
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      2. My picture is upside down help‏ @Brianredspy Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Real News is getting so surreal, that the onion struggles to make up fake headlines

        1 reply 1 retweet 52 likes
      3. Olivia Figueras‏ @TheBotoxChicken Jul 17
        Replying to @Brianredspy @TheOnion

        12747474 time I thought an Onion headline was real 😭

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Lina‏ @angelina_boeva Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soo... you publish real news now.

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      1. BARBS1978‏ @BARBS1978 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a latin american... I think that's basically what "America" stands for

        0 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
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      2. Christopher Kermani‏ @Christophkerman Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine if George W Bush would have said.pic.twitter.com/0ZTgS3185m

        1 reply 3 retweets 19 likes
      3. Sassafrass‏ @noochmonster Jul 17
        Replying to @Christophkerman @TheOnion

        Well I mean.....we did back then financially while they were fighting the Soviets so it's not too farfetched of a meme

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Josh Billy‏ @JoshTBilly Jul 17
        Replying to @noochmonster @Christophkerman @TheOnion

        Not only that, but financially we were fighting ourselves. Pakistan aided groups like Bin Laden’s through US funds.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Eleanor‏ @NekraTahor0 Jul 17
        Replying to @JoshTBilly @noochmonster and

        This is Peak America

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. James Burger‏ @burgerphoto Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        I yearn for the days when The Onion used to be satirical.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Justin V‏ @jvukoder Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is making the move into real journalism.

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
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      2. CommonSenseSpike‏ @spike0667 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is LITERALLY not far from the truth. You'll need to get more ridiculous and absurd for it to be a true Onion headline.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. ilovelamp1983‏ @ilovelamp19831 Jul 17
        Replying to @spike0667 @TheOnion

        2018. The year reality killed satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. David  ⛵ 🇺🇸‏ @dmwaun Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry @TheOnion only does satire. The real support for murderous dictators would be @BarackObama when he stood proud with the image of #CheGuevara in the background.

        5 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. AntifaSuperSoldier‏ @ProtecTheFrogs Jul 17
        Replying to @dmwaun @TheOnion @BarackObama

        Who exactly do you think Che was a dictator of?... 🤔🤔🤔

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Michael Cozzolino‏ @SlyCozzolino Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad thing is this is the headline real media outlets should be using, not the onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Erin May 💞‏ @erinvalynn Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um...supporting murderous dictators for political gain is not a traditional American value.👌🏻

        5 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Chris‏ @Chris_sehh Jul 17
        Replying to @erinvalynn @TheOnion

        America has overthrown tons of democratically elected governments.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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