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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 17

    Area Man Somehow Endures Harrowing Entertainment-Free Commute https://trib.al/6eEQ3lD pic.twitter.com/lYK9ADBkxe

    5:05 AM - 17 Jul 2018
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      1. Cɾυȥ Dσɳ'ƚ SK8‏ @BrandonDoughan Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I once forgot my earbuds on the bus & then I died

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      1. Daddy Diaz‏ @yoloswag2441 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HOw iS thIs PosSiBlE

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      1. Thomas Nostradamus‏ @Brnt_Coffee Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Billy Corgan really let himself go

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      1. Mech0T1‏ @Mech0T1 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @michaelianblack???

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      2. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Smashing pumpkins lead singer takes the subway

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      1. SansAdvocate‏ @thesansadvocate Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The photos @theonion gets are just amazing. So. Funny.

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      1. Orlando Muldoon‏ @OrlandoMuldoon Jul 17
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        Sleeping is entertainment.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 17
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        Felt like Cool Hand Luke in the hot box

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The ride is the entertainment especially if you ride the L

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      1. Tresse‏ @crinolinekitten Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I completely understand, I recently ended up in a similar situation at a dr office waiting room, which to be fair was an even harder ordeal since you have no idea how long you will be waiting, and once they call you back it could be another 10-45 mins!

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      1. Levi‏ @SaporousCorgi Jul 17
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        @Eddache_ isn’t this you?

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jul 17
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        “This must be what the cavemen felt like without WiFi...”

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      1. Alex Guerrero peddles HGH‏ @fbgmallday81 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Godspeed

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      1. Expecting People to Work for Exposure McKnight‏ @GAMcKnight Jul 17
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        God, imagine if he had to make eye contact with somebody... *shudder*

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion Jul 17
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        Must be ether serial killer or worse, someone attempting to strike up conversation in public space

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      1. Ed stephan‏ @ed_stephan Jul 17
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        Ever here if talking to the person next to you?

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      1. Eugene Rosos‏ @eugene_rosos Jul 17
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        I don't know what's worse - this or forgetting your headphones at the gym.

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      1. Andrea Ma‏ @Amaji27Ma Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brave man. Once I did it myself it was a harrowing experience.

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