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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

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    "Just to make sure the pecking order in this place is crystal clear, I started out the day by going up to this huge 7-year-old in his holding cell and just knocking the shit out of him."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1018938352475787264 …

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    New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day https://trib.al/weFYfcj  pic.twitter.com/QyaFyJmN4z
    9:10 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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      2. Peace Lily‏ @lilbunners Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @third_sasha

        This is not funny at all!!!! Rude rude rude!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Isaac sez: Invoke-the-25th-Amendment‏ @WyrdestGeek Jul 16
        Replying to @lilbunners @TheOnion @third_sasha

        Are you critcizing it for not being funny or for being rude? Please choose one. See if you're saying it's not funny, then that's useful criticism. But if you want to talk about it being rude, then I feel compelled to point out the way we treat immigrants at the border is worse.

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. MeganDD‏ @MeganDesigns4U Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's probably true in one of those child-cages somewhere. Very, very sad and disturbing.

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      2. Nate Kucsma‏ @Nate_Kucsma_ASI Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        seriously... how far from the truth is this really anymore. It's getting harder to tell truth from fiction.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Mediawatcher #iwillsupportspyro‏ @Mediawatcher36 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is feeling less and less like satire everyday

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      1. Rebel Scum‏ @MuggleButt Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion could almost pass as fact these days. Hilarious and horrifying.pic.twitter.com/Roww4Z6AS0

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      1. Noelle‏ @housewifeangst Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I read this to my husband with a straight face and he shouted “what????!!” What the hell has happened to us when this headline is completely plausible?

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      2. Sheridan Jobbins‏ @5oh19 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Christ - it may not be satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. VJW‏ @DeplorableVW Jul 20
        Replying to @5oh19 @TheOnion

        When has the onion been factual?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Sheridan Jobbins‏ @5oh19 Jul 20
        Replying to @DeplorableVW @TheOnion

        #bot - bots can't rally, but they sure as shit can vote.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. VJW‏ @DeplorableVW Jul 20
        Replying to @5oh19 @TheOnion

        Based on lies?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Sheridan Jobbins‏ @5oh19 Jul 20
        Replying to @DeplorableVW @TheOnion

        The Onion is a comic book. It's not not news. It's satire. Get with the game here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. teen marge simpson‏ @charaznablunt Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @silkandstone

        Holy shit, dude, this is brutal. I think it could use a cw.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ben Klug  🌹‏ @silkandstone Jul 16
        Replying to @charaznablunt @TheOnion

        I think l'll jus detweet; I'm sure nobody who wants the Onion is failing to get it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. ScHoolboy F.‏ @gamino10 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are great

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Child prisoners are twice the size they were back in the 80's. Just sayin...

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      1. Kaaterskillz‏ @GreeneCountyGi3 Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The best satire hurts. Bravo Onion

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      1. Isaac sez: Invoke-the-25th-Amendment‏ @WyrdestGeek Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean-- that probably happens... at least occasionally... why wouldn't it? Who's watching the watchers?

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