GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery https://trib.al/XNu520N pic.twitter.com/mhMmeBXt7X
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I came here for fake news not the truth!
I wish I didnt actually believe this
That turtle is a sick puppy
@SpeakerRyan next week: "The Democrat Party just wants to talk about the President's semen--they don't wanna talk about the roaring economy our tax cuts has [sic] created."
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug," isn't it, Mitch?
You know what's sad? The Onion is telling legitimate news right now.
Does the article mention Rand Paul's vigorous defence of Trump's right to jizz on the Constitution?
This guy's got a stool stuck
Yep. Sadly, that’s about where the line is
It is getting harder and harder to make satire from the current news cycle, how do you even do it?
Concrete measures... you mean "harsh language", right?
Trump under the new WH tv. lights looks spectacular.
I am wondering where the line is.
“Note that this does not mean that we do not place any restraints upon the president’s actions. If we find that he has murdered babies, and wrapped their bodies with the flag before masturbating on it, we will then probably rebuke him.”
Not even that would make them take action. Nothing will. They are as compromised as he is.
“It looks like someone scattered the stars on the ground. Have you ever seen such splendor?”
Yes, oh yesss! NOW we're playing by HIS rules! Don't stop! Please DONT STOP!!
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