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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

      Elon Musk Insists He’d Be Much More Innovative Pedophile Than Thailand Rescue Worker https://trib.al/3u5ByXS pic.twitter.com/s6YSjPYEGE

      Elon Musk
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

      .@ElonMusk: “Look, the only insulting thing I was trying to say when I called Vernon Unsworth a pedo was that he represents an outdated form of child molesting that is badly in need of disruption from Silicon Valley leaders like myself.” https://trib.al/3u5ByXS pic.twitter.com/NIwVimYBT3

      6:18 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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        2. Jason‏ @MonsterVotary Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Don't mind me I'm just waiting for angry muskrats to show up

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. EvenSteven007‏ @Pharosax Jul 16
          Replying to @MonsterVotary @TheOnion @elonmusk

          You can still be a fan of musk and laugh out loud at this. It’s called having a sense of humor.

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        4.  🅱️EN‏ @funky_fish001 Jul 17
          Replying to @Pharosax @MonsterVotary and

          But why would you be a fan of him when he’s such a shitty person?

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. End of conversation
        1. Cameron‏ @Psycho_VIII Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @gabrielenguard @elonmusk

          Musk is that guy who wants to help, is just dumb enough to think he can help with no training or expertise, and throws a hissy fit when the adults tell him to stick to exploiting wannabe astronauts and teen gamers.

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        2. My name is Chad Miles man‏ @ChadOnMyWay Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Man y'all looked at the line and said, "I'm steppin' over that sumb*tch."

          1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
        3. Sumerian Independence Now!‏ @SumerNow Jul 16
          Replying to @ChadOnMyWay @TheOnion @elonmusk

          You think the Onion stepped over the line, not Musk? Seriously? Anyway, I wasn't aware there were any lines left anymore.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. EvenSteven007‏ @Pharosax Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          I am a huge musk and tesla fan and also think this is hilarious. It’s called having a sense of humor

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        1. Ben Weiss‏ @deepbluecea Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          I’m not saying Elon’s rectum is larger than the whole Tham Luang cave system, but he is a colossal asshole.

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        1. Covfefe LePew‏ @RinzenLhamo Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Holy crap.

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        1. Andrew Malin‏ @antiqueboy Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Venture capital funding round for ... eBoy.

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        1. Placid_Bonga‏ @artilery Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          He deserves it

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        1. Kyle‏ @Khillsbro Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion

          waiting for elon to respond to this

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        1. TheRobotwhisperer‏ @TheRobot352 Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @NavalMilk @elonmusk

          Lol michael jackson had ferris wheels for the kids @elonmusk has submarines for em! Wheres ed bradley when elon needs good press?!!

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        1. tiler patchy‏ @mrtrve_ Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Innovative work Elon

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        1. pupsi‏ @pupsic0la Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          roast him

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        1. space_junk‏ @spacejunkx Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          You guys are on fire today!

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        1. Suzie SuChi (Ms Goody 2Shoes to High Price Escort)‏ @suziesuchi Jul 17
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          To tweet to his 22 million followers of unfounded pedophilia claims can cause irreparable harm & possible death if taken as truth by one of his followers. It is beyond irresponsible. #pedo #ThaiCaveRescue #ElonMusk

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        1. Zuzu Griffin‏ @Zuzu_writer Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Wow, this really is too much, wow

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        1. CharmSchoolDropout‏ @DropoutCharm Jul 16
          Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

          Gross. please implode

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