GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery https://trib.al/XNu520N pic.twitter.com/mhMmeBXt7X
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.@SenateMajLdr: "Unless we see clear footage of President Trump looking into the camera, his face twisting in pleasure as he climaxes, we will refrain from taking any concrete measures to reel him in.”https://trib.al/XNu520N
Nope. Too easy to spin positively: “Flags let you do that when you’re the President. What can I say, I love the flag.”pic.twitter.com/K0ZgtzyY1W
They’d just say he loves America so much he has to show it.
{Trump's 1941 State of the Union} "Hitler is not such a bad guy! Look, there is plenty of blame on all sides! Let's be friends with Hitler and advance peace that way! Also Japan! Pearl Harbor was not nice, but you have to see it from Japan's side! We have not been nice to them!
And I was worried that the Onion couldn't top reality in the Age Of Trump, and once again, they proved me wrong. Bravo!pic.twitter.com/q3zBfs2qx8
To be fair, the real McConnell would move the goalposts again if this headline came true.
You'd need the Hubble Telescope to see him do it
We now have video evidence of a Trump-Putin conspiracy against America #TreasonSummit #HelsinkiHumiliatinpic.twitter.com/LmsiUaW4gt
A little too accurate
With The Onion's knack for predicting future events, this one makes me really nervous.
Tomorrow - ”Trump has simply demonstrated how much he loves our flag and our fallen servicemen. Clearly liberals don't love America enough to cum on it.”
Hey remember when these headlines were jokes....
Trump somewhere: "Hold my beer"
*cue video*
Sadly the possibility of this being a true statement from McConnell is stunning.
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