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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery https://trib.al/XNu520N pic.twitter.com/mhMmeBXt7X

    3:26 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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    134 replies 2,637 retweets 8,427 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

        .@SenateMajLdr: "After today’s attack on U.S. intelligence agencies, we have officially moved our line in the sand to President Trump being caught on video, vigorously pleasuring himself to completion amid the graves of fallen U.S. soldiers."https://trib.al/XNu520N 

        52 replies 630 retweets 2,298 likes
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      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

        .@SenateMajLdr: "Unless we see clear footage of President Trump looking into the camera, his face twisting in pleasure as he climaxes, we will refrain from taking any concrete measures to reel him in.”https://trib.al/XNu520N 

        31 replies 280 retweets 1,124 likes
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      2.  🎃 💀 👻Anne Boo-raden 👻 💀 🎃‏ @Br3wn Jul 16
        Replying to @jlr_1969 @TheOnion

        True patriots fap to Old Glory

        0 replies 2 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Cariad Owen‏ @likeahoneycomb Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, so that’s what this painting is actually about...pic.twitter.com/ExteTU8lGv

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Michele Cynowicz‏ @michelecynowicz Jul 16
        Replying to @likeahoneycomb @TheOnion

        I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that 🤢

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Sean Lynch‏ @notseanlynch Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Speaker Ryan: “No one loves the country as much as our President. His act of physical love is just an extension of his patriotism, and I see nothing problematic about how he chose to express himself.”

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Ella's Girl‏ @ellasgirl7 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump: "Challenge accepted."

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      2. StellaCorvus‏ @MewFace18 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        (Later) Paul Ryan: "The video the nation saw today was horrible, but we can all agree it was not *on* the 4th of July. Therfore I must still support his plans for..."

        1 reply 1 retweet 38 likes
      3. Alicia‏ @tiaali Jul 16
        Replying to @MewFace18 @TheOnion

        Another tax cut and the elimination of all safety net programs! Yay! America First!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 <s>

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Duke Pasquini‏ @dukerone Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        President Trump is doing his best to make Russia great again rather than America

        1 reply 3 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Isaac Gemal‏ @Isaac_Gemal Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys write satire, not something that could be actual facts.

        1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Matt Melis‏ @MrMattMelis Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @iancunn

        I personally figured him hugging and groping the flag at that one rally was foreplay.

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      2. Barbara Boo-der (Experienced, not old)‏ @Elennar_Linwen Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, the nastiness here tells me it's getting harder to do satire on Trump and the GOP, when they already write so much material for you. Not disapproving, just observing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Michael Cunningham‏ @MCunninghamAJC Jul 16
        Replying to @Elennar_Linwen @TheOnion

        It's a tough time for satire, which already is hard enough to do well. It took @TheOnion a while to find its footing but lately there have been more hits than misses. I see a rhythm forming.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Mysterious Dude‏ @csb1971 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly I don’t think even that would sway them.

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