.@SenateMajLdr: "After today’s attack on U.S. intelligence agencies, we have officially moved our line in the sand to President Trump being caught on video, vigorously pleasuring himself to completion amid the graves of fallen U.S. soldiers."https://trib.al/XNu520N
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@SenateMajLdr: "Unless we see clear footage of President Trump looking into the camera, his face twisting in pleasure as he climaxes, we will refrain from taking any concrete measures to reel him in.”https://trib.al/XNu520NShow this thread
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Oh, so that’s what this painting is actually about...pic.twitter.com/ExteTU8lGv
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I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that
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Speaker Ryan: “No one loves the country as much as our President. His act of physical love is just an extension of his patriotism, and I see nothing problematic about how he chose to express himself.”
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Trump: "Challenge accepted."
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(Later) Paul Ryan: "The video the nation saw today was horrible, but we can all agree it was not *on* the 4th of July. Therfore I must still support his plans for..."
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Another tax cut and the elimination of all safety net programs! Yay! America First!!!

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President Trump is doing his best to make Russia great again rather than America
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I thought you guys write satire, not something that could be actual facts.
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I personally figured him hugging and groping the flag at that one rally was foreplay.
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Wow, the nastiness here tells me it's getting harder to do satire on Trump and the GOP, when they already write so much material for you. Not disapproving, just observing.
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It's a tough time for satire, which already is hard enough to do well. It took
@TheOnion a while to find its footing but lately there have been more hits than misses. I see a rhythm forming.
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Sadly I don’t think even that would sway them.
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