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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://trib.al/8ydXiCz pic.twitter.com/1oqY3jHfue

    2:30 PM - 16 Jul 2018
    • 12,753 Retweets
    • 36,213 Likes
    • B7 a real life bug girl Sara Hope عبید اﷲ RiZe Thund3r Jack Eric Wicaksono morgtician👩🏻‍⚕️⚰️ father 🍌
    530 replies 12,753 retweets 36,213 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Rod Uding‏ @RoughDesigning Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @RexDartEskimoPi

        Prime membership rockets 10,000%. Next week Amazon sales fall 99.99%

        2 replies 21 retweets 504 likes
      3. Rex 🎃Spookhouse‏ @RexDartEskimoPi Jul 16
        Replying to @RoughDesigning @TheOnion

        Prime members get a headshot, others take one in the gut.

        1 reply 23 retweets 324 likes
      4. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. NickPoole™ ★★★☆☆‏ @NorthAllenPoole Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/zd9fplf0te

        7 replies 266 retweets 2,766 likes
      3. Robert‏ @roobertang Jul 16
        Replying to @NorthAllenPoole @TheOnion

        thank you

        0 replies 0 retweets 90 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Gob  🎃‏ @Gobonastick_ Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EvkIG6mQpn

        3 replies 21 retweets 204 likes
      3. We NEED to talk‏ @NOiardo Jul 16
        Replying to @Gobonastick_ @TheOnion

        Stolen. Thanks.

        2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      4. massa  🥀‏ @notmaassa Jul 18
        Replying to @NOiardo @Gobonastick_ @TheOnion

        Everything’s stolen on twitter don’t have a cry

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. We NEED to talk‏ @NOiardo Jul 18
        Replying to @notmaassa @Gobonastick_ @TheOnion

        Cry? Lol I was saying I was stealing it. I guess I see how you could misunderstand that.

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      6.  🎃 Nikronomicon  🎃‏ @ReinasGirl Jul 18
        Replying to @NOiardo @notmaassa and

        Use this next time friend, to avoid confusions of otherspic.twitter.com/rD083cSlMW

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      7.  🎃 Nikronomicon  🎃‏ @ReinasGirl Jul 18
        Replying to @ReinasGirl @NOiardo and

        & if anyone steals your memespic.twitter.com/ZJJytgEkJl

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you get a discount for being a prime member?

        3 replies 14 retweets 499 likes
      3. March for Progress‏ @march4progress Jul 16
        Replying to @foistedallegory @TheOnion

        Yes, of course, as well as a dollar bill signed by both Bezos and Musk.

        1 reply 0 retweets 116 likes
      4. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Jul 16
        Replying to @march4progress @TheOnion

        😏

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. #DrewHive ⚜️‏ @GavBurl Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me proceeding to click “checkout” so I can checkout of life in approximately 2-3 business dayspic.twitter.com/dDgmb9OeIW

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        3 replies 43 retweets 527 likes
      3. lena on the block‏ @asaplenaa Jul 18
        Replying to @GavBurl @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/lguJx22wQ7

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. #DrewHive ⚜️‏ @GavBurl Jul 18
        Replying to @asaplenaa @TheOnion

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        1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
      5. lena on the block‏ @asaplenaa Jul 18
        Replying to @GavBurl @TheOnion

        i’ll do it myselfpic.twitter.com/Yh6CxLEokE

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Nuclear Nacho‏ @nuclearnacho67 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But is there free shipping?

        4 replies 4 retweets 161 likes
      3. Becca Martin  🍂 ☕️‏ @beccamartin3 Jul 16
        Replying to @nuclearnacho67 @TheOnion

        this comment is highly underrated

        0 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      4. End of conversation

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