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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    Bodybuilder Strong, But Now What? https://trib.al/yASScDe pic.twitter.com/anvFOBHphJ

    1:57 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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      2. Digital Dogma 🍁‏ @DaveMKool Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The crazy thing is, most bodybuilders aren't really that strong...

        4 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      3. CryptoLakers‏ @cryptolakers Jul 16
        Replying to @DaveMKool @TheOnion

        They have muscles, but athleticism isn't necessarily a requirement.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Digital Dogma 🍁‏ @DaveMKool Jul 16
        Replying to @cryptolakers @TheOnion

        Yeah exactly, but I'm not disparaging the effort it takes to get HUGE like that. I just know that bodybuilder muscle has lots of mass but not as much strength as say a martial artist who uses bodyweight exercises. It's "pretty" muscle, but not very functional or flexible.

        3 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. CryptoLakers‏ @cryptolakers Jul 16
        Replying to @DaveMKool @TheOnion

        Ya buddy, agreed. Different goals. Strength comes in different format for sure.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Digital Dogma 🍁‏ @DaveMKool Jul 16
        Replying to @cryptolakers @TheOnion

        I'm glad you see it that way, a lot of people just think I'm shitting on bodybuilders when I bring that up and it couldn't be further from the truth. It just blows my mind that THAT much muscle isn't as strong as longer, leaner muscle, it just seems so counterintuitive!

        5 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      7. CryptoLakers‏ @cryptolakers Jul 16
        Replying to @DaveMKool @TheOnion

        Ya man... I'm an 'old' basketball player. It's amazing how far strength and conditioning has come in that sport! Longer stronger muscle is definitely the goal here for longevity. I just don't get that from my bodybuilding friends however, for the most part.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Alex France‏ @ajfxtheory Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Strong on the outside. Now, what about the inside? Chad will go on to achieve max enlightenment gains.

        0 replies 1 retweet 56 likes
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      1. Evan Bennett‏ @profevanbennett Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time to confront that relationship with his distant father.

        0 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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      1. Eric‏ @ericincredible Jul 16
        Replying to @Tann_Matt @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PgeUZXMo6g

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      1. B S‏ @BASabbar Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tweet photos of your pecs to Dwayne Johnson every hour until he finally acknowledges you.

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      1. Aegis‏ @ego_eris_ Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is the onion sub tweeting @drybones_5

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      2. gelatinous cubist‏ @haremetal1 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrestle lions, remove snakes from fields, climb Mt. Olympus and make friends with the Gods

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Victor Rocha‏ @VictorRocha1 Jul 16
        Replying to @haremetal1 @TheOnion

        Clean the stables

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. AL‏ @fordhunger Jul 16
        Replying to @DMuddification @TheOnion

        You mad?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. D‏ @DMuddification Jul 16
        Replying to @fordhunger @TheOnion

        No.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Hannah Jelic‏ @hannahjelic Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JamesWillems

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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel the same way after working out and putting on my high-status wristwatch when the world doesn't stop, shower me with confetti, and present me with a marching band.

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He could just try lifting a 500punds morbidly obese woke model.

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