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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day https://trib.al/weFYfcj pic.twitter.com/QyaFyJmN4z

    12:20 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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    40 replies 1,075 retweets 4,617 likes
      1. Digital Dogma 🍁‏ @DaveMKool Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hang on, I thought you guys were a parody website, since when did you start reporting actual news?!?

        0 replies 2 retweets 122 likes
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      1. Simon Petrikov‏ @steaknives222 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could’ve just T-posed

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      2. Phil Malove‏ @JeremyOurs Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But don’t worry people. Turns out the biggest “child” prisoner was actually 25 years old.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. cynthia‏ @cynthiaselener Jul 16
        Replying to @JeremyOurs @TheOnion

        This comment is not funny and very stupid.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Phil Malove‏ @JeremyOurs Jul 16
        Replying to @cynthiaselener @TheOnion

        I thought it was hilarious. You do know the @TheOnion is a satirical site. Maybe get a sense of humor?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ceasar‏ @kingofkings247 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least this one's an Onion article. It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference.

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      2. Tracy Frankel‏ @ttfrankel Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NOT FUNNY

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Error 404: user not identified‏ @LeviCation Jul 16
        Replying to @ttfrankel @TheOnion

        Kinda is

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Zack‏ @TheZephyrStorm Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought y’all were supposed to be parodies

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      2. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 Jul 16
        Replying to @MobBueller @TheOnion

        I remember this commercial

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      2. Fatoosh‏ @Fatooosh34 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can you change the picture to show a hispanic ICE agent as most of them are hispanic?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. Hulk Brogan 🌹‏ @ModerateCentaur Jul 16
        Replying to @steeeeeeve22 @Fatooosh34 @TheOnion

        🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I once confronted my bully with fist of fury...I'm now serving a 5yr term and then 100 hours of anger management courses followed by 300 hours (yes 300 hours) of community service...and then I have to apologize for 50 hours while eating McDonald's with "her"......my lawyer sucks!

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      1. Big Boy Shit‏ @realbigboyshit1 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is probably not far from the truth, tbf. You need to be a special kind of vermin to cage children.

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      2. William Mills‏ @millswem Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Real tough guys? They remind me of the KGB! No wonder Trump loves them they like to violate people's human rights! Fuck ice! They are Donald Trump's version of the brown shirts!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Glenn‏ @glennjchristie Jul 16
        Replying to @millswem @TheOnion

        Sarcasm bad taste but sarcasm.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. William Mills‏ @millswem Jul 16
        Replying to @glennjchristie @TheOnion

        I fucked up! I still feel that way about ice!

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