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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    Trump, Putin Hold First Joint Press Crackdown https://trib.al/bmCDGd3 pic.twitter.com/CecfQtf2xJ

    11:49 AM - 16 Jul 2018
    • 543 Retweets
    • 1,919 Likes
    • SF Music PLOW LA Deal Finder Brad Hoganson Steven Wooddell Sunny Harrison 'Overly obsessed with Presidents' Brown James Smith Bam Bourdeau Pierre-Simon Laplace
    19 replies 543 retweets 1,919 likes
      1. Avram Reisman 🔥‏ @AvramReisman Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure this is meant to be a joke but -->https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/16/reporter-from-the-nation-forcibly-removed-from-trump-putin-presser.html …

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      2. Charlie Stross‏Verified account @cstross Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @webofevil

        This isn’t parody, alas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3.  🌈tbn97™‏ @tbn97 Jul 17
        Replying to @cstross @TheOnion @webofevil

        We live in the twilight zone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Elle Bee Are‏ @elle_bee_are Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @MLevineReports

        When The Onion is no longer satire...

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      1. Dan Regan‏ @Social_Mime Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dan Regan Retweeted Dan Regan

        https://twitter.com/Social_Mime/status/1018828741341040640 …

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        Dan Regan @Social_Mime
        When you have a sex dream about someone and you see them the next day. pic.twitter.com/DzWzzi9oBj
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      1. Random Bod  🍄‏ @Random_Bod Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know things are bad when The Onion do straight news: Reporter from The National was bundled out by burly security (Secret Service or Russian) before presser started.

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      1. joe kulenguski‏ @play2livesoccer Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did the onion give up satire?

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      1. greg jackson‏ @therealgregjack Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @MavisMalaise

        Bondage of brothers.

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      1. M.C.Lee‏ @2MC_LEE Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        #Breaking #Treason Exclusive Video of GOP/ Trump family being processed by jailers.pic.twitter.com/V1QdyW6QyF

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      1. jordan  🤠‏ @CuriousJ0rdan Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aren’t you guys supposed to do satire? Quit reporting the news!

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Together they will destroy the "fake news" and replace it with their own.

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      1. Oh Hi, Vallone‏ @NoMoreHotDogs Jul 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know you guys could just start reporting straight up news and it would take months for anybody to catch on...

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      1. MakeAmericaTheBest‏ @MakeAmericaBest Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://bit.ly/2JqCy9L 

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      1. E Kopec‏ @elkopec17 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks Onion. POTUS will demand US reporters be banned from participating in international press conferences. No more challenging questions.

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      1. Christopher‏ @smartlogboy Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Smackdown !

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      1. FranticGolf‏ @deafjedi Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is Putin using his Force Choke Sith powers?

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Hell sink we" 2018 Lady liberty would weep but her tear ducts are currently out sourced to the old KGB. Khrushchev smiles and rest his shoe.

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      2. Rdoom 2003‏ @dankmemesdoot Jul 16
        Replying to @GuilloTinaUSA @TheOnion

        Better dead than red.

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