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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    Poll Finds 97% Of Americans Don’t Know Who Donald Trump Is https://trib.al/Kk9pJB9 pic.twitter.com/9sTy9n2pVA

    11:18 AM - 16 Jul 2018
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    • Kyle Goulston Chuck Gruhn Channel1 Pranith Willy Wonka Joanna Groenewald Andrea Callegari David Finnerty GingermonGo - 5924 1555 1703
    42 replies 263 retweets 1,647 likes
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      2. Lavitate Sounds ™️‏ @dasajdfn Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the majority of Americans voted for him, how is that even possible, meaning which only 3% of the Americans who voted for him knew him and he still won, wow...🙄🙄🙄

        8 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. John‏ @john3cool Jul 16
        Replying to @dasajdfn @TheOnion

        Looks like someone ate the onion..

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Braxton‏ @braxtonryn Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the first I'm hearing of the guy....

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Rich Cuthbertson‏ @rcubDFS Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who?

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
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      1. Momma's Boy‏ @BestGoalieMask Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the only explanation for the election results

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      1. Penguinlover2018‏ @jetpenguin Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wished I did not know who he was.

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      2. Timel‏ @Tymetao Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Idiots! Haven't they ever seen the Vice President of Russia before? #trump666

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Why didn't Thanos just double the universe's size?‏ @willearle Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's the guy from Home Alone 2 right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3.  🎃 Scriems  🎃‏ @siemsfaulk Jul 16
        Replying to @willearle @TheOnion

        Wasn't he also in Zoolander?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. ThingyBlahBlah3‏ @ThingyBlahBlah3 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This needs to go viral because NOTHING would make Trump more furious than to see this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Laura Volk‏ @LauraBabora325 Jul 16
        Replying to @ThingyBlahBlah3 @TheOnion

        Who?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The other 3% are Donald Trump ..

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Phreak‏ @Phreak_91 Jul 16
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        The lucky ones

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      1. Kyle Elliott‏ @pooopli Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🎶How id like to be in that number🎶

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      1. teliz‏ @telizs3 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The 97 percent of Americans who are constantly on vacation, per their Instagram posts

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      1. hailey‏ @thenewbigpapaya Jul 16
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        wasn't he that guy on the apprentice?

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      1. quazzer17‏ @quazzer17 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think it should read, "97% of Americans who voted for Donald Trump don't know why once you eliminate 'He seemed tough' as an option."

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