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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

    Elon Musk Insists He’d Be Much More Innovative Pedophile Than Thailand Rescue Worker https://trib.al/3u5ByXS pic.twitter.com/s6YSjPYEGE

    10:16 AM - 16 Jul 2018
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    Elon Musk
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 16

        .@ElonMusk: “Look, the only insulting thing I was trying to say when I called Vernon Unsworth a pedo was that he represents an outdated form of child molesting that is badly in need of disruption from Silicon Valley leaders like myself.” https://trib.al/3u5ByXS pic.twitter.com/NIwVimYBT3

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      2. Filip Piekniewski‏ @filippie509 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        pic.twitter.com/bcvNTl65bW

        2 replies 17 retweets 317 likes
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      2. Piero  💜‏ @PieroMan Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        It’s 2018 and people can’t discern satire from actual news.pic.twitter.com/ayLFjyBNmp

        1 reply 7 retweets 72 likes
      3. I am the Gate I am the Key‏ @imtheg8imthekey Jul 16
        Replying to @PieroMan @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Tbf, that's kind of what makes it 2018

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Piero  💜‏ @PieroMan Jul 16
        Replying to @imtheg8imthekey @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Fair.pic.twitter.com/IlGvTMzFoL

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. BAKA‏ @SenpaiLover6000 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        pic.twitter.com/TUPOvLrqpx

        1 reply 3 retweets 14 likes
      3. Jason‏ @MonsterVotary Jul 16
        Replying to @SenpaiLover6000 @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Don't show Enron, he'll want to do it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. BAKA‏ @SenpaiLover6000 Jul 16
        Replying to @MonsterVotary @TheOnion @elonmusk

        lemon already showed him

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. BM‏ @BenMorton77 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Bravo whoever wrote it. Legit laughed out loud.

        0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Joe‏ @ThunderlipsJoe Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Generally love your guys stuff, & I'm one of those no jokes off limits folks. But man if i had a line, calling/joking that someone said they were a pedo is kinda as close as you could come to it. The internet has a way of mixing up jokes/myths/facts, this feels irresponsible

        4 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jack Attack‏ @RicochetD20 Jul 16
        Replying to @ThunderlipsJoe @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Tell that to Musk who called a stranger a pedo for calling him out

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      4. Joe‏ @ThunderlipsJoe Jul 17
        Replying to @RicochetD20 @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Yea, re read the tweet, he did not

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jack Attack‏ @RicochetD20 Jul 18
        Replying to @ThunderlipsJoe @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Elon Musk will look upon your tweet and know you defended his honor

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Maximilian‏ @LIBERATEMAXB Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        The original problem had to be explained to Musk. Considering his childhood experience as the son of an apartheid era emerald mine owner, Elon thought you were just supposed to leave little kids in a cave as punishment for their amateurish spelunking ability.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Valentin Fischer‏ @v_g_fischer Jul 16
        Replying to @LIBERATEMAXB @TheOnion @elonmusk

        I know this is sarcasm, but musks father never owned a emerald mine.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Maximilian‏ @LIBERATEMAXB Jul 16
        Replying to @v_g_fischer @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Elon stole a dozen of the most exceptional emeralds to pawn for Tesla’s initial capital investment. Do your research.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Valentin Fischer‏ @v_g_fischer Jul 16
        Replying to @LIBERATEMAXB @TheOnion @elonmusk

        True, hes my favourite bond villain.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Julie‏ @JulieBruneau10 Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Dude. Stop while you're still respected.

        5 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Lorna Watson‏ @Seahorsy Jul 16
        Replying to @JulieBruneau10 @TheOnion @elonmusk

        You understand that the Onion is a satire site?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Julie‏ @JulieBruneau10 Jul 16
        Replying to @Seahorsy @TheOnion @elonmusk

        The mans an ego maniac. Since he was the first one to say "pedo", I think that's a Freudian thing he needs to look into.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bisboy himself‏ @Bismvth Jul 16
        Replying to @JulieBruneau10 @Seahorsy and

        You understand that the Onion is a satire site?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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