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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 15

    Christ Sues Catholic Church For Unlicensed Use Of His Image https://trib.al/OliCiCi pic.twitter.com/r8AmSEqKRg

    6:57 PM - 15 Jul 2018
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    73 replies 1,186 retweets 6,828 likes
      1. Mister Higgins‏ @TheGFEwebcomic Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah the church took it too farpic.twitter.com/5vcFhTTFT2

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      2. Mikey Mellow‏ @mikeymellow Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @seattlehandicap

        The Christ in the Bible does not match that image. That guy there looks like a 420 techie.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger Jul 15
        Replying to @mikeymellow @TheOnion @seattlehandicap

        Read the Bible again.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🕴️ Gregor Anghel‏ @Gremlinbroom Jul 15
        Replying to @jacoblysinger @mikeymellow and

        Not White https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35120965 …pic.twitter.com/K27HjbD9YW

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. IamTHAL‏ @NoplaceReally Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God will get you for that one. 🤣🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/Fwn5EPuYjF

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Alex Krakowski‏ @AlexKrakowski Jul 15
        Replying to @NoplaceReally @TheOnion

        I’m Catholic, but this is soo funny! 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Riyōsha‏ @RiyoshaMusic Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "if you've ever used my name or father's name in vain, you're next" Jesus says

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      1. Elise Alexsander‏ @megnsander Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus, when did you get so handsome?

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      1. Kevin‏ @hula5150 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Big if true...

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      2. Zen Shark‏ @ZenShark Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion still not progressive enough to acknowledge that Jesus wasn’t blonde with blue eyes and fair skin...still I guess it’s funny...

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Jul 15
        Replying to @ZenShark @TheOnion

        That's part of the joke. Also, did you look at that picture?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Dr. Annunaki Bukkake, PhD‏ @Vedderman12 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s about god damn time

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      1. pj killy‏ @pjkelly1964 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh onion, never change.

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      1. Madam. V.‏ @DauphineO Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You tell them, Jesus. 🤣

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      1. Catholicmamasboy‏ @Catholicmamasb3 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That image saves lives and Satan recognizes who that pic represents. Satan shivers when he sees Jesus. I rebuke you Satan in the name of Jesus

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know how he feels, one time I took a selfie of my hand coiled up like I was ready to jerk off and it got leaked to the internet, now everyone uses it and I get no royalties, lol

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