“The POTUS would like to apologise for the USA being late to the first 2 World Wars, by being really early for the 3rd”
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World War: Battle Royale
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Quality reply, fatality.
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Starts shopping for four large horses.
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Quit predicting the future Onion.
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I'm for anything that stops those 'Fast and Furious' films being made, nuclear armageddon included.
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And at the end of this war, all toilet paper shall be hung in the correct position. So it is written.
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That being the over position of course.
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IT'S SO OBVIOUS! But we'll fight this war anyway...
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War ... war never changes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLrDUyuw1E&list=PLD36fz3lvV-hEJ6m6eFJsJap5w2DSggO4 … I direct you to the first 30 or so seconds of this video.
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Will it have Battle Royale?
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With blackjack and hookers.
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Always pushing the envelope.
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World War 3:
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Peace will last only as long as it takes someone to ask, 'Who ate the last non-radioactive doughnut?'
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It's called Dominionism.
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