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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 15

    PETA Admits It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Armadillospic.twitter.com/kCdBINVQGN

    2:12 PM - 15 Jul 2018
    • 1,766 Retweets
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    • Eight Inch Tsunami Katie Peppo Irene Douglas Della Wilson Kanny hudebnimedved Tanner Salzer [What's Scarier than a Bear with a Gun?] deandre
    92 replies 1,766 retweets 6,938 likes
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      2. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Armadillos say buh-bye!pic.twitter.com/1XjJP1Io38

        1 reply 2 retweets 57 likes
      3. AKWarrior1394‏ @AKWarriorGaming Jul 15
        Replying to @TrumpcareKills @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ZnIRvjhkbH

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Mike Pence's Favorite Strapon  🍆‏ @TrumpcareKills Jul 15
        Replying to @AKWarriorGaming @TheOnion

        Last year, a Georgia man shot an armadillo: the bullet ricocheted off it, hit the fence, Went through the backdoor of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through the recliner she's was sitting in And into her back!pic.twitter.com/s44NVd3fZr

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Charlotte Rowe‏ @SantaFeChar Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL PETA has never done anything to actually protect animals anyway.

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      3. Howard‏ @Kunuckles Jul 15
        Replying to @SantaFeChar @TheOnion

        They did for Pokémon, or do fictional animals not count? lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Meneliki‏ @Meneliki_ Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol.. "beavers and hyenas are on thin ice, too".. that's pure gold

        0 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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      1. Lloyd Jacobson  👨🏻‍💻‏ @HOUmanReporter Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You think they need PETA?pic.twitter.com/QrM8HyMGDH

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. 𝕊 𝕄 𝔹‏ @thatbassguru Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion articles seem legit, the world’s gone upside down.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. max.‏ @PiggyCarnage Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @peta doesn't give a fuck about animals, period. There's no joke there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
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      1. nelson rodríguez-parada‏ @heyNRod Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Beavers and hyenas- you better shape up! You’re on notice.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Donny Donowitz‏ @DWilliamsmh Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        PETA doesn't give a fuck about any animals. It single-handedly kills thousands of healthy dogs and cats every year.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Erin‏ @Erin_KC Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahaha. I didn’t realize it was the Onion until she started swearing then I checked. 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Madeline™‏ @maddie___ice Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘someone could bite into this armadillo right now and we wouldn’t even flinch’

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Deadgar‏ @Deadgar98 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion at it's best right now

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      1. a wheelie fungi  🚹 ♿‏ @Antony_Clements Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @craigums

        Because PETA is a bottom feeder.

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      2. The Sally Tyre‏ @sallytyre Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @linavilalon3

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. paulina villalon‏ @linavilalon3 Jul 15
        Replying to @sallytyre @TheOnion

        i’m losing my shit currently

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Evan Bennett‏ @profevanbennett Jul 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @bettycrackerfl

        pic.twitter.com/iQgqCt5w6K

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