Armadillos say buh-bye!pic.twitter.com/1XjJP1Io38
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Last year, a Georgia man shot an armadillo: the bullet ricocheted off it, hit the fence, Went through the backdoor of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through the recliner she's was sitting in And into her back!pic.twitter.com/s44NVd3fZr
LOL PETA has never done anything to actually protect animals anyway.
They did for Pokémon, or do fictional animals not count? lol
lol.. "beavers and hyenas are on thin ice, too".. that's pure gold
When the onion articles seem legit, the world’s gone upside down.
@peta doesn't give a fuck about animals, period. There's no joke there.
Beavers and hyenas- you better shape up! You’re on notice.
PETA doesn't give a fuck about any animals. It single-handedly kills thousands of healthy dogs and cats every year.
Hahahaha. I didn’t realize it was the Onion until she started swearing then I checked. 
‘someone could bite into this armadillo right now and we wouldn’t even flinch’
The onion at it's best right now
Because PETA is a bottom feeder.
i’m losing my shit currently
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