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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 15

    Papa John’s Removes N-Word From Menus https://trib.al/aHx5aI1 pic.twitter.com/Jv4ZTG8eaw

    11:02 AM - 15 Jul 2018
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    • Dan Griffith Tyler Meyer Chris K TheSexyAutist Jp Sirotnak Brother June M Colleen caro Nacho
    66 replies 1,715 retweets 8,632 likes
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      2. William LeGate‏Verified account @williamlegate Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This could actually be a real headline, and it wouldn't even surprise me at this point.

        2 replies 4 retweets 47 likes
      3. JLL Hold My Tote Bag  🏳️‍🌈 ♿️‏ @jlwesterfield Jul 15
        Replying to @williamlegate @TheOnion

        Ewwww I would not be surprised either...pic.twitter.com/oPjWzn9CDv

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        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. pumpsen‏ @bunsenguy Jul 15
        Replying to @jlwesterfield @williamlegate @TheOnion

        covfefepic.twitter.com/oUKBctwAFA

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Monkey Jesus‏ @J3susChristano Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/aFBKB0JydN

        3 replies 6 retweets 14 likes
      3. andrew‏ @hunnandrew313 Jul 15
        Replying to @J3susChristano @TheOnion

        Wtf that's just wrong

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2.  🐺 🇪🇺‏ @Hegggeeee Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "papa" is just a weird name...

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Stephen Pallotta‏ @stephenpallotta Jul 15
        Replying to @Hegggeeee @TheOnion

        Daddy John's?

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      4.  🐺 🇪🇺‏ @Hegggeeee Jul 15
        Replying to @stephenpallotta @TheOnion

        No, "removing the n word": "Papa John's" -> "Papa"

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Timroid‏ @Timroid1 Jul 15
        Replying to @Hegggeeee @stephenpallotta @TheOnion

        Caca John's

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Captain America‏ @BeardCapForever Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now if they’d remove the so-called “pizza.”

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. Lance Green‏ @Intellivision44 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is a shame. I used to order the n word along with the garlic knots

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. Stacy L.‏ @humblehaole Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They need to go full-tilt and just rename themselves Papa Joh’s.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. manda‏ @amandoneit Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        my family will be boycotting papa johns until they put racial slurs back on their menu😡😡😡

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      2. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How have they stayed in business with the N-word on their menus?!

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May contain Nuts. . . . . . ?

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      1. Howard‏ @Kunuckles Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Papa Joh’s

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