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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 15

    Sick, Elderly Man Screaming About Foreigners Stealing From Him https://trib.al/rzHrFM3 pic.twitter.com/9qbiZcWgWk

    7:52 AM - 15 Jul 2018
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    • Jesse Woghin Brian Wilson Ginny Ellinger🇺🇸🇩🇪 Jon Paone Kate Tylee Luna Ed Wagner Caitlin Fehrenbacher Roa
    92 replies 3,693 retweets 14,628 likes
      1. LeopardsSpots‏ @LeopardsSpots1 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In the news today, The Onion gives up on Satire due to world wide insanity. The Onion will now give local news, stock market ups and downs as well as ag/cattle/crop future reports.

        0 replies 3 retweets 74 likes
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      1. Scott Camp v. 2018‏ @scottytaco Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The mortician's make-up is not a good look.

        0 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
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      2. Jennifer Stark  ⛈ 🌪 🌩 🌦‏ @jstar79 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @paulythegun

        I thought y’all were a satire site? This is actually sadly real

        1 reply 0 retweets 60 likes
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      2. WW2 History Buff‏ @WyattJensen1944 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        The Onion? Really? Fake News

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Outlaw Otaku‏ @theoutlawotaku Jul 15
        Replying to @WyattJensen1944 @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        Is satire a foreign language to you?

        2 replies 1 retweet 44 likes
      4. WW2 History Buff‏ @WyattJensen1944 Jul 15
        Replying to @theoutlawotaku @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        No.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Robert Morgan‏ @RobMorganAU Jul 15
        Replying to @WyattJensen1944 @theoutlawotaku and

        Spell ‘irony’

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      6. WW2 History Buff‏ @WyattJensen1944 Jul 15
        Replying to @RobMorganAU @theoutlawotaku and

        There's no article on it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. MineSpoopy‏ @MineBoomGaming Jul 16
        Replying to @WyattJensen1944 @RobMorganAU and

        pic.twitter.com/GP4j7ub7ZW

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. WW2 History Buff‏ @WyattJensen1944 Jul 17
        Replying to @MineBoomGaming @RobMorganAU and

        Since I can't make anything out, I will refuse.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. Hybrid Project Alpha‏ @aroundofshe Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        didn't you post this last week

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. PREORDER TRENCH binch‏ @dexaishere Jul 15
        Replying to @aroundofshe @TheOnion

        To be fair doesn't Trump do that every week?

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. William Mitchell‏ @William19182405 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/5oqnGKqqY6

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Atticus Draco‏ @AtticusDraco Jul 15
        Replying to @William19182405 @TheOnion

        this is funnier than an intentional onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. William Mitchell‏ @William19182405 Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Liberalism is a mental disorderpic.twitter.com/sGU5Sk1zcM

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. MapleLeafForever‏ @Mumnotmom Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When parody officially becomes reality.

        1 reply 0 retweets 33 likes
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