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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 14

    Dying Lion Sure Doesn't Feel As Though He's Completing Some Great Cosmic Circle https://trib.al/ksyipG9 pic.twitter.com/Ap23nUhcMy

    12:29 PM - 14 Jul 2018
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    • Simone Cuccu Zeus Ben Hartvigsen pa(ol/sc)o Joana Morais dobroboy I. M. Noone Caitlyn Reynolds b(oo) k
    38 replies 475 retweets 3,483 likes
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      2. Davers  🇨🇦‏ @DaveMunro76 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This deserves an un-follow

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Grim Darkflame‏ @GrimDarkflame Jul 14
        Replying to @DaveMunro76 @TheOnion

        ...did you think they literally interviewed a dying lion for this article?

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      2. Irish 6-0‏ @GriffeyGrof Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's leave animals out of this. K.

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Josh‏ @JoshCrayze Jul 14
        Replying to @GriffeyGrof @TheOnion

        Sorry about your name.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Irish 6-0‏ @GriffeyGrof Jul 14
        Replying to @JoshCrayze @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/5EQ1iUkefo

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. This Is Not Normal‏ @NetworkJunkyz Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s an easy unfollow.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Interrupted Artist  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @overthewall1630 Jul 14
        Replying to @NetworkJunkyz @TheOnion

        thanks , i just did

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sylv‏ @JR_sylv Jul 14
        Replying to @overthewall1630 @NetworkJunkyz @TheOnion

        THIS is what makes y’all unfollow? K.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. JohnnyontheBass‏ @JohnnyontheBass Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is when the zebra comes out and starts eating him. #simpsonsdidit

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Less Whine More Tines‏ @a9ymous Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do people think this lion is actually dying/dead, or that TheOnion thinks dead lions are the joke here? Looks like a napping cat to me. And I took the joke as a hit against trophy hunter apologism.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. john mckessy‏ @mck_john Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        5 Deathbed Regrets of Dying Lion You Just Won't Believe! 1. Wishes he had more casual sex. 2. Can't believe he thought the poacher was a tree. Stupid, stupid, stupid... 3. More sex. 4. More sex. 5. Wished he'd travelled more. Always wanted to see if zoo lions dressed better.

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      2. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This tweet has like 3 responses complaining about the article and 10 complaining about the people complaining about the article. No one is talking about The Lion King. Do people not know about The Lion King? Is that reference too old?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Dawn‏ @thoughtfloss Jul 14
        Replying to @teiladnam @TheOnion

        Thank God someone said it. It all seemed obvious to me!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Hughesy‏ @Hughesy53 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks familiar...pic.twitter.com/UXftPauPvr

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      1. Cade Sellers‏ @cadernator20 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People clearly forgot that this is a satire page. News flash: many riot and boycott media outlets after finding out animals die too.

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      2. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quit lion aroundpic.twitter.com/J0HVkVcits

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Chad Dunn‏ @ChadDun98526520 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.gofundme.com/surprise-to-get-my-love-back-home … its sad that I only get to see my soulmate once a week

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      1. Kurtis P‏ @kp_1318 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Think I may go invest in @Kleenex after seeing all the tears in these comments

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      1. Branca. Único.‏ @brancamonti Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao at the fags crying Imagine when they find out every day animals die just like humans

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