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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 14

    New Study Finds Most Of Earth’s Oxygen Used For Complaining https://trib.al/0JPLK9s pic.twitter.com/VpdIDkpyDH

    7:38 AM - 14 Jul 2018
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    45 replies 1,682 retweets 5,820 likes
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      2. BINΔЯYⱣIⱣΞ‏ @binarypipe Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @Jwitt777

        I'm out of breath.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jul 14
        Replying to @binarypipe @TheOnion

        Me too man just duck it

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Susannah Thane Stout‏ @sugahcookie83 Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire!

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      2. ryan gosling stan account‏ @MCMarioKart Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tell that to my wifes mother amiright gents haha

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Gawain‏ @GawainTheGreat1 Jul 14
        Replying to @MCMarioKart @TheOnion

        ‘YOU SHOULD’VE MARRIED A RESPECTABLE MAN, SAMANTHA, LIKE AN ACCOUNTANT’ Shut up, Tina.

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      2. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 14
        Replying to @JTCMD @TheOnion

        No, that’s just Trump on Twitter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Alex Williams‏ @8804_alex Jul 14
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @JTCMD @TheOnion

        Trump uses Twitter to reach his supporters but his haters *you* love to keep up with everything trump unless it’s good than it doesn’t exist to u.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 14
        Replying to @8804_alex @JTCMD @TheOnion

        No, Trump uses Twitter to rile his base and spread his hatred and bigotry with lies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 14
        Replying to @JTCMD @8804_alex @TheOnion

        Not spewing hate, they’re exercisig their right to question our leaders. You know, the same way Republicans questioned Obama for eight years, but turn around and very foul that Democrats are questioning their Fuhrer.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. DayelStoner‏ @DayelStoner Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boy does that really irritate me! All these people using up all the oxygen for complaining, someone oughta do something about it.

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      1. Dominic Potts‏ @Dompotts_ Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who could possibly be to blame for this? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 @lufc_ @tbygateUCFB @BenMoran16

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      2. Jim Meaney‏ @MeaneyJim Jul 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @jennifer1973

        Clearly they missed the impact of politicians on oxygen use. Politicians alone use 1/2 of the earth’s oxygen. That leaves 1/2 for all other uses, of which complaining likely uses most of that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jim Meaney‏ @MeaneyJim Jul 15
        Replying to @MeaneyJim @TheOnion @jennifer1973

        But I’m not complaining ....

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      1. Tamara J.J‏ @TamaraJJason Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty interesting and good point when discussing why people should not be moaning but rather make the difference they want to see😋

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      1. russmckay‏ @russmckay Jul 14
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        Hot air causing global warming?

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