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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    Eric Clapton Wows Audience With Even Slower Version Of ‘Layla’ https://trib.al/gkNfeOA pic.twitter.com/ZM82Pk1cY0

    4:39 PM - 13 Jul 2018
    • 1,169 Retweets
    • 6,927 Likes
    • Benjamin Tyler Mueller David Lee jbtemple Gabe Bickel Piedra Gavin Barnett bestcountryradio.com Tha Overlord ✊😎
    76 replies 1,169 retweets 6,927 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Derek W‏ @dwvcd Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @sstbmadsen

        I want the electric, fast, Phil Collins collab version of Tears in Heaven

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Derek W‏ @dwvcd Jul 13
        Replying to @dwvcd @TheOnion @sstbmadsen

        wish I could spin my major life screwups into gold records

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Boyd Madsen‏ @sstbmadsen Jul 13
        Replying to @dwvcd @TheOnion

        You've never even tried!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Derek W‏ @dwvcd Jul 13
        Replying to @sstbmadsen @TheOnion

        When you’re right you’re right. Get ready for a rollicking ditty about credit card debt

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Hot Take Time Machine‏ @_afairjudgement Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eric Clapton releases Doom/Drone version of 'Layla'

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Babyboomerography‏ @RobsRamblins Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His nickname is "Slow Hand" by the way.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. craigkirchoff‏ @craigkirchoff Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would listen to every second of this and declare every note a work of genius.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Smelodies‏ @SmelOdiesOG Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @Eric_Alterman

        It’s a good thing The Onion isn’t familiar with ‘76 JGB.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Smelodies‏ @SmelOdiesOG Jul 14
        Replying to @SmelOdiesOG @TheOnion @Eric_Alterman

        @atrupar You’re a deadhead, Aaron?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Aaron Rupar‏Verified account @atrupar Jul 14
        Replying to @SmelOdiesOG @TheOnion @Eric_Alterman

        A little bit! Wish I could’ve seen the original band but rarely pass up a chance to see Dark Star Orchestra or Dead & Company

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Smelodies‏ @SmelOdiesOG Jul 14
        Replying to @atrupar @TheOnion @Eric_Alterman

        Smelodies Retweeted Michael McFaul

        Same with the former ambassador to Russia:https://twitter.com/mcfaul/status/998417865387606016?s=21 …

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        Michael McFaulVerified account @McFaul
        I dont like the Dead. I love the Dead (and Jerry Garcia band) ! (And I love lots of other kinds of music too.) https://twitter.com/WinnerGail/status/998417336381079552 …
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Smelodies‏ @SmelOdiesOG Jul 14
        Replying to @SmelOdiesOG @atrupar and

        Smelodies Retweeted Michael McFaul

        https://twitter.com/mcfaul/status/973418868658982912?s=21 …

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        Michael McFaulVerified account @McFaul
        Every now and then, everyone should listen to the Grateful Dead.
        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Mark Urban‏ @Urban_Mark7 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Nick_Steinberg most overrated artist ever?

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. GratefulHoosier‏ @GratefulHoosier Jul 13
        Replying to @Urban_Mark7 @TheOnion @Nick_Steinberg

        One of the truly dumbest comments I’ve ever, ever read.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Mark Urban‏ @Urban_Mark7 Jul 13
        Replying to @GratefulHoosier @TheOnion @Nick_Steinberg

        Clapton is almost as overrated as Springsteen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Local Sirius Black enthusiast‏ @cptkidds Jul 13
        Replying to @Urban_Mark7 @GratefulHoosier and

        you're allowed to have a wrong opinion, Mark

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Mark Urban‏ @Urban_Mark7 Jul 13
        Replying to @cptkidds @sxriusorionblck and

        Clapton's solo career was terrible. It's a known fact.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Local Sirius Black enthusiast‏ @cptkidds Jul 13
        Replying to @Urban_Mark7 @GratefulHoosier and

        i meant about Bruce Springsteen 👀 I don't know much about Eric Clapton's solo career

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Nick Steinberg‏ @Nick_Steinberg Jul 13
        Replying to @cptkidds @sxriusorionblck and

        Springteen's a super cool dude but I could do without ever hearing another one of his songs.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Local Sirius Black enthusiast‏ @cptkidds Jul 13
        Replying to @Nick_Steinberg @Urban_Mark7 and

        Fair enough. You're allowed to have a wrong opinion too, Nick :P

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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