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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    U.S. Indicts 12 Russian Officials Who Will Be Indicted For 2018, 2020 Election Hacking https://trib.al/9OPTKVO pic.twitter.com/wtLsL8Ab6D

    1:01 PM - 13 Jul 2018
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    29 replies 359 retweets 1,425 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Bill Main‏ @BillMain_ Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm so confused! Real or fake? You can't even be sure with The Onion anymore!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. KitKatEevee‏ @KitKatEevee_ Jul 13
        Replying to @BillMain_ @TheOnion

        You see now.... I’m not sure if you’re serious or replying to this explaining The Onion is always satire will get me ended up on a reddit video

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Bill Main‏ @BillMain_ Jul 13
        Replying to @KitKatEevee_ @TheOnion

        There was a time you saw The Onion and there was no question, it was satire! Indeed I know it's still always satire but satire and real life have been converging over the past 2 years. This will be an era for the history books for sure.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. KitKatEevee‏ @KitKatEevee_ Jul 13
        Replying to @BillMain_ @TheOnion

        Ahh, understood

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. FonHom‏ @FonHom Jul 14
        Replying to @KitKatEevee_ @BillMain_ @TheOnion

        This goes back a few years but always makes me lmfaohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_9X9wvDJB-M …

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Lucy Luvs‏ @LucyLuvs Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Deep State Issues BS Indictments to Interfere with World Peace

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jul 13
        Replying to @LucyLuvs @TheOnion

        Ah, yes, the world peace that can only result from cooperating with Russia and attacking our closest allies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Mark Amos‏ @fujib Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about right.

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Krysian‏ @krysi134 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're supposed to be #FakeNews 😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3.  ❌ Michael Richey‏ @stutteringp0et Jul 13
        Replying to @krysi134 @TheOnion

        Look at the dates. Then look at the dates again. If you still don't get it - look at them just one more time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Krysian‏ @krysi134 Jul 14
        Replying to @stutteringp0et @TheOnion

        Read my comment. View the emoji. Read it again while laughing. If you still dont get it, I dont think the Onion is for you

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  ❌ Michael Richey‏ @stutteringp0et Jul 14
        Replying to @krysi134 @TheOnion

        I guess I misunderstood your emoji - where's an emoji-for-people-who-use-actual-words reference when you need one?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Krysian‏ @krysi134 Jul 14
        Replying to @stutteringp0et @TheOnion

        Probably back on Myspace lol. To be honest I use that one most often as to symbolize sarcasm. I litter my posts with lol and laugh faces, otherwise I come across as a straight bitch rather than sarcastic So until I get a sarcasm font... well. I do what I can ^_^

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      1. PatternAgainstUser 💢‏ @pattern_against Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @bambenek

        The Onion has become real life.

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      1. I am tired.‏ @ABookishMind Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Change your name to The Tomato and get yourself some press credentials. Satire is real life.

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      2. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jul 13
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        Yeah, the DNC sure did prevent Bernie from being elected, what with making voters not vote for him somehow... I don't know how.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Jul 13
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        If you genuinely think that DNC leadership didn't direct their efforts towards kicking him out of the primaries to protect their corporate interests, I don't know what to tell you. Other than you must have had your head in the sand for all of 2016.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese Jul 13
        Replying to @NickelONickel @TheOnion

        Besides the fact that the DNC aren't able to control the primaries, you mean.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation

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