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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    Adorable 23-Year-Old Yelling About Economic Injustice Must Have Just Read Howard Zinn For First Time https://trib.al/n41n9FQ pic.twitter.com/vgy2qQ2NuZ

    12:31 PM - 13 Jul 2018
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      2. Ghouljón Ghostsson  ⚰️  👻‏ @Gunnnonni Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In the words of the great poet: Never looked around Never second guessed Then I read some Howard Zinn Now I'm always depressed

        3 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
      3. social media policies make names blank‏ @columbus0417 Jul 13
        Replying to @Gunnnonni @TheOnion

        I believe said poet also watched Michael Moore expose the awful truth and is now listening to public enemy and Reagan youth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2.  🧐‏ @SirSocialism Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Baby Boomer Onion writer mocks the generation he/she pulled the ladder up after their self on

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4.  🧐‏ @SirSocialism Jul 13

        Probably I’ve consumed a lot of Gin

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      6.  🧐‏ @SirSocialism Jul 13

        pic.twitter.com/ZGtcc4BVXL

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      1. Dan J.‏ @bibowski Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet he has a tattoo of an espresso cup on his calf.

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      2. MЯMΛЯK‏ @OldCriedPants Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bzooty

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      3. halloweentown but communist‏ @bzooty Jul 14
        Replying to @OldCriedPants @TheOnion

        joke's on the onion -- I was radicalized by a bumper sticker of calvin peeing on franco's regime

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. K. Scott "My Real Name Is Spooky Enough "Gant  🤔‏ @ksgant Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or a freshman in college who suddenly "discovers" Noam Chomsky and "OMG! WHAT A GENIUS." Then it's 6 months of "Well...Chomsky says..." about everything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Victor Terrae‏ @COTSS1 Jul 13
        Replying to @ksgant @TheOnion

        He backs up his points. Those people who dont read the sources are extraordinarily annoying but it's hard to say that he's just plainly wrong. Centrism is a disease Scott.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael Wild  Ⓜ️‏ @michaelwild2198 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @ComfortablySmug

        Or Robt Reich for the 1000th time

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      1. Trevor Memmott‏ @TrevorMemmott Jul 13
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        @TheRealJChubby you irl

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      1. Lou Rivera‏ @rivera_lou Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why I worry about the benefits of sending my kid to college

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      1.  ❌ LNM  ❌‏ @LNMemer Jul 13
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        T.J. is that you?

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