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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    Man Keeps Having Same Experience Where He Shows Up To Work Naked https://trib.al/YihLkkO pic.twitter.com/Ms38Y4KjPA

    11:57 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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    • Sharifa 💚BUZÓN DE PORONGAS💚 Nick Spanolios Emperor of Tomorrow Crazy Cat Lady Dark Mark 💀🐍👻🕷 Cat Mrowley Kaye Klier Double Diggur
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      1. BrotherEJ‏ @Brother3j Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        me too but it's cool I work from home

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      1. RockGolf‏ @rock_golf Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even worse news. He's a fry cook.

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He followed in the footprints of Salvador Dali a Cubist that enjoyed being nude.

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      1. Logan Page‏ @XBadBadDaddyX Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's got a vest on, he's fine...

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      1. Matthew Coussell‏ @MatthewCoussell Jul 13
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        Plot twist: he works at a nudist beach.

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      1. ParanormalAvenger‏ @myampsgoto11 Jul 13
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        I love that dream

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Jul 13
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        It definitely saves time in the morning.

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      1. Khaz‏ @KhazWolf Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With how little sleep I'm getting these days, it's only a matter of time before I make this #nottheonion

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      1. Kerrfucious‏ @Kyle_Koller Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @josiah1235

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        chest hair

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      2. Chris Toe Fur Scare-don‏ @therearbeat Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ummm, hey @gameinformer, is this @dantack?

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      3. Daniel Tack  🚀 BlizzCon‏Verified account @dantack Jul 13
        Replying to @therearbeat @TheOnion @gameinformer

        Spoilers it is

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      4. Chris Toe Fur Scare-don‏ @therearbeat Jul 13
        Replying to @dantack @TheOnion @gameinformer

        pic.twitter.com/59AcqyEjdT

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      1. Noah Matlik‏ @the42potato Jul 15
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        The sad thing is it wouldn't be surprising if this were true

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 14
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        Worked for Uncle Harvey

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      1. Rest In Teruteru‏ @Canine_Copter Jul 13
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        Why does he kinda look like Reggie

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jul 13
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        Hey Bob, still trying to get the wife pregnant? You look a little chaffed down there.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 13
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        What happens at Burning Man needs too stay at Burning Man...get a job in Vegas...they're more forgiving

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      2. IS‏ @IseeStrug Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TroyFriedlander ? you're in way better shape; I don't want you to think I'm being critical. You do make that face though.

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      3. Troy Friedlander‏ @TroyFriedlander Jul 13
        Replying to @IseeStrug @TheOnion

        Fair.

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