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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    Kavanaugh Nomination Falters After Washington Post Publishes Shocking Editorial Claiming He Forgot Daughter’s Piano Recital https://trib.al/pAXEPfF pic.twitter.com/RL7ULkplJe

    10:37 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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    • Robinette bizybee Rick P Beto O’Dwarfclone BellasBud Dylan Sitterly Janice LeBlanc DaZombinatrixx💀VOTE!🗳 Avram Grumer ❦
    87 replies 865 retweets 3,495 likes
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      2. rabbitinnh‏ @Rabinnh Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        When the Onion ridicules the trite stories being used to smear a Supreme Court nominee, you've really jumped the shark.

        1 reply 3 retweets 53 likes
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      2. E Biddle 🚙 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 👮‏ @RealBiddle Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        pic.twitter.com/hYuZ2BShqQ

        2 replies 5 retweets 15 likes
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      1. E Biddle 🚙 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 👮‏ @RealBiddle Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        pic.twitter.com/y0huMK23zX

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      1. slingking1‏ @slingking1 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

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      2. E Biddle 🚙 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 👮‏ @RealBiddle Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

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      2. E Biddle 🚙 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 👮‏ @RealBiddle Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        pic.twitter.com/IugXrTvGpC

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      1. Jeffrey Collins‏ @Collinstaxacct Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        And this is why we can't have satire any more. The only reason I know this isn't a serious article is because it's the onion. The headline is less absurd than most I've seen this week.

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      1. ian wamego‏ @ian_wamego Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        the sky is falling!

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      2. Gib‏ @Gibstra Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Donadeedooda

        “We’re looking into it.”pic.twitter.com/9Lp4Xm0lcd

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      2. Banndor‏ @banndor1 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        My goodness! And Mitt Romney put his dog in a kennel on top of his car for a trip in the 80s. What earth-shattering atrocities will they uncover next?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Kevin Skelly‏ @KevinSkelly11 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        WHY IS THIS NEWS..? Why does this affect his efficacy on the court..? This would never happen if it was a Democrat..so much hypocrisy it’s sickening...

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Binyomin Goldgrab‏ @bgoldgrab Jul 13
        Replying to @KevinSkelly11 @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Ummm buddy?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Kevin Skelly‏ @KevinSkelly11 Jul 13
        Replying to @bgoldgrab @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Yep. Just realized my mistake. Hahaha in my defense tho, there was a serious article written about him buying baseball tickets. And him having the name Brett. Like it isn’t far fetched for the dance recital thing to be news. Thank you for keeping me grounded!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. AlphaBlackKnight‏ @AlphaBlackKnig1 Jul 16
        Replying to @KevinSkelly11 @bgoldgrab and

        Mistakes happen, and in truth, this really is not much different than serious blogosphere articles on crap like Salon and the DailyBeast.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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