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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    Theresa May Recommits To NHS After Receiving Stark Reminder Of Abysmal State Of U.S. Mental Health Care https://trib.al/K034Fjs pic.twitter.com/lKzDjxHfPz

    9:29 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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    • Chief O’Brien Charles Castleburied (we/us) Dr Helen Klus ✨🔭 🌊Trump has a cameltoe 🌊 kaiser Brian J Sutton Szymon Roczniak Manwe 🌹 Daniel's Disfigured Doppelganger
    25 replies 680 retweets 2,530 likes
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      2. Justin Gonzales‏ @justingonzales1 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this even satire

        3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Requiesta de Silencia‏ @RequiestaGaming Jul 13
        Replying to @justingonzales1 @TheOnion

        I... I'm not sure

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1.  🎃 Scriems  🎃‏ @siemsfaulk Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/LmV4GzmApM

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      2. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is pure gold. And its not even satire. Its fact.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. jonathan t‏ @rushin291 Jul 13
        Replying to @0_Sacchidanand @TheOnion

        As May lets in 50,000 more Muslims.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jul 13
        Replying to @rushin291 @TheOnion

        How are these even connected? And what's your problem with "Muslims"?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. jonathan t‏ @rushin291 Jul 13
        Replying to @0_Sacchidanand @TheOnion

        I dunno take a look at what's become of UK, Sweden, and Germany.. You tell me. Any logical mind can see it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 13
        Replying to @rushin291 @0_Sacchidanand @TheOnion

        Nationalists and Racists aren't logical people.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Kevin‏ @KevinMDoris Jul 13
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @rushin291 and

        A thing for racists is to use Muslim the same way they use the N word. You will not get a logical explanation for it. To them the fact that they exist is the problem and they do not understand why you do not feel the same way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. jonathan t‏ @rushin291 Jul 13
        Replying to @KevinMDoris @ViewtfulHero and

        how is what I said being racist? lets all just ignore the elephant in the room that is the taking over of western countries in Europe. racism. your buzzwords are old and stale.

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      9. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jul 13
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        1. People have personality, no two people are identical. People are not carbon copies of each other. So don't generalise. 2. People migrate, that's how we're all not in Africa. 3. If those refugees & immigrants were non-Muslims, will you have still have problem?

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      2. OldeHippi‏ @OldeHippi Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @The_GodParticle

        The poster child for untreated mental illness is our President.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Miserable optimist.‏ @hidden_romantic Jul 13
        Replying to @OldeHippi @The_GodParticle @TheOnion

        stop making excuses for his bigotry

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Communist Dick Energy‏ @Marie___Manley Jul 13
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      1. Joey Wolf but spookier‏ @MisterJWolf Jul 13
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        Pffft. You wish.

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      1. Greg Dickinson‏ @GregDickinson Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s The Queen I feel most sorry for.. Quackpot!pic.twitter.com/eU3pg3qKpR

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      1.  🎃Unarmed Black Male 🎃‏ @MasterMofeto Jul 13
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        Now this one's out of the park.

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      1. Cindy Minton‏ @CindyLMinton Jul 13
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      1. PBrinz‏ @p_brinz Jul 13
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        National Honor Society?

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