I thought this was The @TheOnion , but they keep posting stuff that's actually real.
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Also when you accidentally open a playlist from 5 years ago and are disgusted with yourself for your poor taste in music.
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@Henry_Rubish why'd you retweet this you'll never ran a day in your life -
@tyeevers not true. I went once...it was the worst. Never again
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"Shuffle" is never the right choice.
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This is better than the other one “entire run spent trying to keep ear bud from falling out of ear”
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Jogging is the dumbest shit ever invented
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So true.
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Why would you report on this? This is not a major news story. Mr. Orange President is kissing Russia and you think it's OK to report on someone changing a song? This is extremely bad reporting and I think time for me to unfollow. Thank you
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....dude the onion always does this like did you just start following them a few days ago or something? And that's without mentioning the fact that Trump's play date with Putin will be satirized at some point anyway.
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I have been following the Onion for over 20 years and they have NEVER failed to deliver accurate reports on major stories! But this is NOT real reporting. Hate to agree with Mr Turmp but this is FAKE NEWS
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I don't know what Onion you've followed within that time frame but half their stories are supposed to be fake whereas the others are satrical in nature. This one leans more to the latter instead of the former.
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You also might not want to quote a guy who calls news fake when it involves criticism of him, his words, or his actions in an attempt to make a somewhat dubious point.
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I can't even read the headline I'm just so excited to see someone paler than I am
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The struggle is real.
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that's why i stopped running
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OMG so true!!
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