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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 13

    Half Of Morning Run Spent Trying To Change Song On Phone https://trib.al/7t9sHlZ pic.twitter.com/cgioFk7dEX

    8:17 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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    48 replies 1,034 retweets 8,250 likes
      1. Logan McLaughlin‏ @SpellTutorPlays Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was The @TheOnion , but they keep posting stuff that's actually real.

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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also when you accidentally open a playlist from 5 years ago and are disgusted with yourself for your poor taste in music.

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      2. Lewis‏ @tyeevers Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Henry_Rubish

        @Henry_Rubish why'd you retweet this you'll never ran a day in your life

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Henry Rubish‏ @Henry_Rubish Jul 13
        Replying to @tyeevers @TheOnion

        @tyeevers not true. I went once...it was the worst. Never again

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chaunceton Bird‏ @chaunceton Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Shuffle" is never the right choice.

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      1. TedCruzBurns‏ @TedCruzBurns Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is better than the other one “entire run spent trying to keep ear bud from falling out of ear”

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      1. Dominic Coats‏ @dgcoats46 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jogging is the dumbest shit ever invented

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      1. Aaron Annecharico‏ @AAnnecharico Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true. 😂

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      2. Jeremy Kaplowitz (but he's a ghost)‏ @jeremysmiles Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why would you report on this? This is not a major news story. Mr. Orange President is kissing Russia and you think it's OK to report on someone changing a song? This is extremely bad reporting and I think time for me to unfollow. Thank you

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 13
        Replying to @jeremysmiles @TheOnion

        ....dude the onion always does this like did you just start following them a few days ago or something? And that's without mentioning the fact that Trump's play date with Putin will be satirized at some point anyway.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jeremy Kaplowitz (but he's a ghost)‏ @jeremysmiles Jul 13
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        I have been following the Onion for over 20 years and they have NEVER failed to deliver accurate reports on major stories! But this is NOT real reporting. Hate to agree with Mr Turmp but this is FAKE NEWS

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 13
        Replying to @jeremysmiles @TheOnion

        I don't know what Onion you've followed within that time frame but half their stories are supposed to be fake whereas the others are satrical in nature. This one leans more to the latter instead of the former.

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      6. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 13
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @jeremysmiles @TheOnion

        You also might not want to quote a guy who calls news fake when it involves criticism of him, his words, or his actions in an attempt to make a somewhat dubious point.

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      1. Casey Sucks‏ @casey_sucks Jul 13
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        @abmp_les @ewysweeney @joesweenie @Pete_Sween

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      1. Nelly Kusske‏ @isew_isaw_imama Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't even read the headline I'm just so excited to see someone paler than I am

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      1. Mac‏ @MacJN22 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The struggle is real.

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      1. Lecter‏ @ahmed_alzahaf Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that's why i stopped running

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      1. robin ginnard‏ @robinginnard1 Jul 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG so true!!

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